RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 9, 2021 at 6:19 pm
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2021 at 6:21 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(November 9, 2021 at 4:56 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote:(November 9, 2021 at 4:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Are Oreos Satanic?
Find out motherfucker and just TRY and eat the last one....
See where you end up......
Here there is popular biscuit (cookie) maker who sell some of their biscuits in a tube. Without fail, the top biscuit is broken.
-----So I'm thinking of writing to them to suggest they leave out that top biscuit.
Around here, cookies-in-a-tube are of the type "Maria".
I always figured the top one was broken because it represented the bulwark (hymen), and as we know, God already had his way with Maria...
Hey, if numerologists can make shit up, so can I!
(November 9, 2021 at 5:02 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: But really - a broken biscuit tastes just as good as an unbroken one...
Tell that to Joseph!
(November 9, 2021 at 5:17 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Catholic Church could really look upon the Satanic Church and offer something like an Oreo as a wafer because if they offered something tasty maybe more people would come to the mass.
I'd like to put in my request...for a one-pound apple fritter. *I'd* go to mass for that!
Disappointing theists since 1968!