Genesis Creation vs. Darwin's Macroevolution Myth

[Ryantology]

The Bible did not mention God poofing microbes into existence only because the people who invented the Genesis myth had no idea that microbes existed. They also thought the earth existed specifically before the sun, because they had no idea how that actually works, either. Which is why you really have to be dense to believe that the Bible explicitly had anything relevant to say about the origins of the universe. Genesis is just one of ten thousand cartoonishly stupid fictional accounts of what ignorant ancients that was responsible for the world around them and has not a single shred more credibility than any other.