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Fuck Churches
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RE: Fuck Churches
My absolute favorite quote concerning this matter in particular from George Carlin;

Quote:When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you.

He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit!
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Fuck Churches - by themonkeyman - October 24, 2013 at 5:55 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Tonus - October 24, 2013 at 5:58 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by themonkeyman - October 24, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Tonus - October 24, 2013 at 8:31 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 24, 2013 at 6:29 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 24, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 24, 2013 at 1:47 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 25, 2013 at 10:05 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 25, 2013 at 4:45 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 5:30 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 25, 2013 at 12:19 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 6:39 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Godschild - October 25, 2013 at 12:09 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by DLJ - October 25, 2013 at 11:17 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Godschild - October 25, 2013 at 3:48 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by DLJ - October 25, 2013 at 11:14 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 26, 2013 at 12:53 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by themonkeyman - October 24, 2013 at 6:57 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 24, 2013 at 7:48 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Captain Colostomy - October 24, 2013 at 7:23 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 24, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Drich - October 24, 2013 at 9:41 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 12:20 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Drich - October 25, 2013 at 12:06 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 12:15 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Zazzy - October 24, 2013 at 9:46 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Doubting Thomas - October 24, 2013 at 9:54 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by pineapplebunnybounce - October 24, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2013 at 11:58 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Something completely different - October 24, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 24, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Zen Badger - October 24, 2013 at 9:14 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Something completely different - October 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 3:09 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by CleanShavenJesus - October 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Psykhronic - October 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2013 at 9:01 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by DLJ - October 24, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 24, 2013 at 5:52 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Mister Agenda - October 24, 2013 at 12:14 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Owlix - October 24, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Minimalist - October 24, 2013 at 12:35 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Mystical - October 24, 2013 at 1:21 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Owlix - October 24, 2013 at 9:06 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Bob Kelso - October 24, 2013 at 9:07 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Mystical - October 24, 2013 at 10:07 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Polaris - October 24, 2013 at 10:25 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 25, 2013 at 7:00 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Esquilax - October 25, 2013 at 7:14 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Captain Colostomy - October 25, 2013 at 7:24 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Tonus - October 25, 2013 at 8:39 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by bladevalant546 - October 25, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Fuck Churches - by Aractus - October 26, 2013 at 4:40 am
RE: Fuck Churches - by Owlix - October 25, 2013 at 12:51 pm

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