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Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
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Anybody know of any jokes that mock God?
Hey. I came up with a joke that mocks god:

Don't listen to God. He's a troll. If you keep feeding him, he's going to keep threatening us with eternal damnation. Just ignore him, pretend he doesn't exist, and maybe he'll go away.

Yeah, I know, probably not the funniest joke in the world.
How about you? Do you know of any?
If pinkie pie isn't real, then how do you explain the existence of ponies, huh? If ponies are real, then that's proof that Pinkie Pie is real. Checkmate, christians!  Heart
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Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by IanHulett - January 29, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by Dystopia - January 29, 2015 at 12:58 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2015 at 2:30 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by vorlon13 - January 29, 2015 at 1:03 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by robvalue - January 29, 2015 at 1:10 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by Napoléon - January 29, 2015 at 2:29 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by Gawdzilla - January 29, 2015 at 2:36 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by Forsaken - February 8, 2015 at 7:59 pm
RE: Anybody know of any jokes that mock God? - by emilynghiem - February 17, 2015 at 1:26 pm

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