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Poll: What kind of a nut are you?
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A peanut, so brittle, so crunch.
33.33%
3 33.33%
A walnut working at walmart on walstreet
11.11%
1 11.11%
A notta nutter nut, but a nutter nut not nut else nutter nut get nougut.
55.56%
5 55.56%
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Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
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Brick 
Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
Because this nougat did suggest that they digest,
these three nutters begut a quest to make distress, 
of a meal interest dressed in blue vest on the best, 
chest of Burt Jess The Dorkiest in the forthward pockets:
a ziplock baggie held the best meal interest of the nougat-suggested nutters on a quest for distressed digestion of the best hotpockets in the ziplock baggie-chest. 

"WOATH!" Sayether nougat, as the nutters messed,
upon the undressed blue vest on the best chest of The Dorkiest,
in distress was Burt Jess with his forthward pockets in digest,
on a saturday afternoon with his interest upon his blue vest,
and his hotpockets forgotten in his ziplock baggie-chest: 
he in his best dressed knickerboxers begut a quest in the best vested interest of the meal in digest by the nougat-suggested nutters to suggest them into butter.

And so verily did it come to pass that the nutters choked upon the ziplock plastic hotpocket-housing baggie-chest, suffocated, and went to a butter place. 

-10:26 Nougat
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Messages In This Thread
Nutters nearly lunch an early munch. - by Violet - June 2, 2015 at 7:04 am
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch. - by Alex K - June 2, 2015 at 7:12 am
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch. - by Longhorn - June 2, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch. - by c172 - June 2, 2015 at 9:10 am
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch. - by Iroscato - June 2, 2015 at 12:29 pm

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