RE: The New 10 Commandments
June 23, 2016 at 4:36 am
(This post was last modified: June 23, 2016 at 4:45 am by Veritas_Vincit.)
10 COMMANDMENTS:
1. Thou shalt not que jump.
2. Thou shalt not sneeze on public transport without covering thine grotty face.
3. Thou shalt not put the milk in before thou hast taken out the tea bag as the heathens
do.
4. Thou shalt not invite thine friends to play Candy Crush on Facebook.
5. Thou shalt not ignore climate change to make corporate profit while destroying economy and the planet.
6. Take not thine self too seriously for we are all fallible talking apes that pooeth like the beasts.
7. Aspire to kindness and warmth and generosity and compassion and honesty and bravery and love, for these are the true virtues.
8. Do not shy away from the darkness in fear, when the tiger crosses your path stare him dead in the eye, for by the darkness shall they knowest also the light.
9. Value the wellbeing of all conscious creatures.
10. Take time to look at the flowers and the trees and the sky and the beauty of the world, listen to the birds and the wind and the thinderstorms, paint pictures and sing songs and dance and make up stories and invent tools, love one another and enjoy the pleasures of life, and follow thme passion of thine heart above all else.
1. Thou shalt not que jump.
2. Thou shalt not sneeze on public transport without covering thine grotty face.
3. Thou shalt not put the milk in before thou hast taken out the tea bag as the heathens
do.
4. Thou shalt not invite thine friends to play Candy Crush on Facebook.
5. Thou shalt not ignore climate change to make corporate profit while destroying economy and the planet.
6. Take not thine self too seriously for we are all fallible talking apes that pooeth like the beasts.
7. Aspire to kindness and warmth and generosity and compassion and honesty and bravery and love, for these are the true virtues.
8. Do not shy away from the darkness in fear, when the tiger crosses your path stare him dead in the eye, for by the darkness shall they knowest also the light.
9. Value the wellbeing of all conscious creatures.
10. Take time to look at the flowers and the trees and the sky and the beauty of the world, listen to the birds and the wind and the thinderstorms, paint pictures and sing songs and dance and make up stories and invent tools, love one another and enjoy the pleasures of life, and follow thme passion of thine heart above all else.
