I can't believe I forgot the single biggest reason NOT to label yourself "agnostic". We've all (well, most of us, apparently) had that time where someone asks us about our beliefs, we say that we're atheist, they freeze up for a moment, make the sign of the cross and back away slowly. Or they go off on us, telling us how we're going to hell. They burn bright, but they burn out quickly. We're used to it. But do you know what they hear when you say you're agnostic? They hear, "I am ALMOST convinced God is real. I just need someone to spend the next few months with me telling my why their beliefs, alone, are right in a see of wrong beliefs." And you can't get them to stop until they see you actively perform a Satanic ritual. It's a lot easier than you might think. You basically need a pentagram, a stick to hold above your head and shake now and then and a rudimentary understanding of the German language. Everything sounds Satanic when you say it in German.
Have you ever noticed all the drug commercials on TV lately? Why is it the side effects never include penile enlargement or super powers?
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Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.
