Pseudo-Christians, you missed Jesus' SECOND COMING!
December 27, 2016 at 3:11 pm
(This post was last modified: December 27, 2016 at 4:56 pm by 21stCenturyIconoclast.)
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To the pseudo-christian mind set, the pareidolia shown below obviously proves that Jesus exists. Therefore, instead of Jesus' image on
a taco chip, or a burnt piece of toast, he returned this time in the most appropriate way, on the ass of Duke the dog that lived in Petersburg Kentucky,
where the alleged proof of Christianity exists with the Creation Museum located nearby.
Unfortunately, Duke was hit by a car and killed, driven by a pseudo-christian on their way to Sunday services, specifically of the Catholic DIVISION
of the faith, therefore Jesus’ second coming didn’t last too long, sorry.
We can only assume that when Duke pooped, this is when “holy shit” presented itself to all pseudo-christians that held Duke in high esteem,
where many of them had their pictures taken with him, and where he was the star of the show at the Creation Museum.
To the pseudo-christian, Duke is now in heaven with the serial killer Jesus, walking around for eternity, continually walking and talking, and talking
and talking about when Jesus will return once again.
![[Image: dog_ass_jesus.jpg]](https://s29.postimg.org/44rdkxtwn/dog_ass_jesus.jpg)
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To the pseudo-christian mind set, the pareidolia shown below obviously proves that Jesus exists. Therefore, instead of Jesus' image on
a taco chip, or a burnt piece of toast, he returned this time in the most appropriate way, on the ass of Duke the dog that lived in Petersburg Kentucky,
where the alleged proof of Christianity exists with the Creation Museum located nearby.
Unfortunately, Duke was hit by a car and killed, driven by a pseudo-christian on their way to Sunday services, specifically of the Catholic DIVISION
of the faith, therefore Jesus’ second coming didn’t last too long, sorry.
We can only assume that when Duke pooped, this is when “holy shit” presented itself to all pseudo-christians that held Duke in high esteem,
where many of them had their pictures taken with him, and where he was the star of the show at the Creation Museum.
To the pseudo-christian, Duke is now in heaven with the serial killer Jesus, walking around for eternity, continually walking and talking, and talking
and talking about when Jesus will return once again.
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