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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 4:14 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:36 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
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Simply say to them:



(1) They don't observe themselves as omniscient.
(2) They want to absolutely believe that God exists. (Impossible, due to (1))
(3) They don't probably believe that God exists.

So, they possess zero degrees of belief in God.
Lack of belief in God, is atheism.
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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 4:15 am
You are just a garden variety spammer now.

Change the record.
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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 4:18 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 4:19 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 4:15 am)robvalue Wrote: You are just a garden variety spammer now.

Change the record.

At 7.3 seconds, this is a method that I have observed to dismantle "theists".
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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 4:50 am
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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 5:03 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:20 am by robvalue.)
It doesn't really count as a (de-)conversion if you just tell them they are an atheist under your definitions.

You're a goat, under my definitions. Have I turned you into a goat?
Also, you have made three mind-melting rookie mistakes.

1) This would be a deconversion, not a conversion.

2) Under your pointless definition which no one else in the word uses except you, they already were atheists. So no change has taken place at all.

3) You can still be a religious atheist.

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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 5:21 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:24 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 5:03 am)robvalue Wrote: It doesn't really count as a conversion if you just tell them they are an atheist under your definitions.

You're a goat, under my definitions. Have I turned you into a goat?


This is under their definitions and coincidentally, under global definition.



(1) They don't observe themselves as omniscient.
(2) They want to absolutely believe that God exists. (Impossible, due to (1))
(3) They don't probably believe that God exists.

So, they possess zero degrees of belief in God.
Lack of belief in God, is atheism
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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 5:26 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:26 am by robvalue.)
I challenge you to produce five other people who also use the definition the way you do. Preferably people of academic status.

I'll wait.
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RE: ★★ [7.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 7.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 5:30 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:35 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 5:26 am)robvalue Wrote: I challenge you to produce five other people who also use the definition the way you do. Preferably people of academic status.

I'll wait.

Omniscient: all knowing (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Absolute: 100% certainty, total, complete, perfect (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Probably: uncertainty (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Atheism: lack of belief in God or gods (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Belief: construe absoluteness and or probabilistic nature  (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
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★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 5:39 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:40 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(January 14, 2017 at 5:30 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 5:26 am)robvalue Wrote: I challenge you to produce five other people who also use the definition the way you do. Preferably people of academic status.

I'll wait.

Omniscient: all knowing (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Absolute: 100% certainty, total, complete, perfect (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Probably: uncertainty (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Atheism: lack of belief in God or gods (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Belief: construe absoluteness and or probabilistic nature  (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)

Where can I get a copy of this 'global dictionary'? I'll bet it's yuge.

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RE: ★★ [4.3 SECOND conversion] ★★: CONVERT religious to atheist, in roughly 4.3 seconds.
January 14, 2017 at 5:42 am (This post was last modified: January 14, 2017 at 5:45 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(January 14, 2017 at 5:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 14, 2017 at 5:30 am)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote: Omniscient: all knowing (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Absolute: 100% certainty, total, complete, perfect (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Probably: uncertainty (invoked by both academics and or "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Atheism: lack of belief in God or gods (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)
Belief: construe absoluteness and or probabilistic nature  (invoked by both academics and or  "theists", as seen in global dictionary)

Where can I get a copy of this 'global dictionary'?  I'll bet it's yuge.

Boru

Google it.

Edit: What is 'yuge'?
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