I'm reminded of the kind of jokes we used to make when I was at school, such as "they threw away the baby and kept the afterbirth", or "when he was born they slapped his mother instead". However I would not presume to make such remarks now I'm more mature.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'