I can speak a few words in English, Klingon and some of the Tolkien ones (Quenya, Sindarin, Khuzdul). I daren't ask what that makes me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'