(March 12, 2014 at 11:01 am)Cinjin Wrote:(March 10, 2014 at 10:26 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Out of curiosity, you listened to [Jesus] speak, you saw him heal,
you witnessed the miracles, etc. How would you of reacted?
I'd arm wrestle him so that I could tell people I was more powerful than the creator of the universe.
jk
Anyway...
I once saw David Copperfield in a large concert hall. He blew my fucking mind. At one point he even flew out over the audience. NO ONE had any clue as to how he did it.
Guess what, that night I prayed to David Copperfield and he now lives inside my heart. He doesn't say anything to me, but I talk to him all the time and I know he loves me. The best part is when he helps me do stuff. Like, yesterday I couldn't find my wallet all day, but when I finally gave my problems over to David, he showed me my wallet when I sat down on the couch to watch TV... there it was!! Even better - this one time, my brother was having a graduation party and it was going to be outside. So I prayed to David Copperfield that it wouldn't rain ........... AND IT DIDN'T!
So yeah, I would totally get on board with Jesus if I saw him doin some sweet miracles. That's how I roll.
Now of course I know that that was just a hypothetical question and that jesus is just an ancient myth, but if you'd like to know the love and peace of David Copperfield, I'd love to answer your questions and lead you on your way to REAL happiness.
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