RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
June 20, 2015 at 9:57 am
(This post was last modified: June 20, 2015 at 9:59 am by Exian.)
I beat all y'all! I think this qualifies under "epicness".
http://atheistforums.org/thread-34087-po...#pid969476
(June 20, 2015 at 9:50 am)Crossless1 Wrote: [Dispatcher]: 911, what's your emergency?
[Caller]: I'd like to report a disturbance.
[Dispatcher]: What is the nature of the problem?
[Caller]: I have this neighbor whose yard is a threat to children.
[Dispatcher]: What do you mean, sir?
[Caller]: The yard is gay.
[Dispatcher]: Gay? Is that what you said, sir? Gay?
[Caller]: Yes, gay. Relentlessly gay. Aggressively gay.
[Dispatcher]: I see. Can you elaborate?
[Caller]: Well, there are colored jars hanging everywhere. And everything is groomed.
[Dispatcher]: I'm not sure that qual--
[Caller]: And rainbows.
[Dispatcher]: Rainbows?
[Caller]: I'm pretty sure they are growing orchids somewhere.
[Dispatcher]: Wait, orchids? I don't --
[Caller]: Yes, orchids. Like Robert Mapplethorpe orchids. It's disgusting!
[Dispatcher]: Growing orchids isn't a crime.
[Caller]: But the children! I'm a god-fearing--
[Dispatcher]: Look, I don't see any reason--
[Caller]: When I think of them having anal sex--
[Dispatcher]: They are having sex in public?
[Caller]: No, but their yard! It's, it's . . .
[Dispatcher]: I don't think their is any reason to send--
[Caller]: I, um . . . well, er, did I mention that they are black?
[Dispatcher]: Stay on the line, sir. I am sending a squad car immediately.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-34087-po...#pid969476
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue