(January 7, 2017 at 3:40 pm)Alex K Wrote: I've started my cult and have already practised Miscavige-style "Shermanspeak". Observe:
Follow the path of true planetary enlightenment through Transcendelectricity. More to the point and in precision, only the doctrines of Transcendelectricity, first laid out by the visionary scientist, prophet, master chef and medium Alex K in 2017, directly lead to hitherto unprecedented brain improvement rates in test subjects across all cultures and perspectives, pointing in upwards-exploding directionality at an increase of by up to 1000% in not only national but furthermore worldwide comparison including Asia, Europe and Oceania, with infinite growth rate in January 2017 alone, making Transcendelectricity the fastest growing religion in planetary history.
If I join and worship appropriately, how long until I receive the magic electrodes? I mean my own set with an adjustable sine wave generator?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
