Grandma accidentally prays to Elrond from Lord of the Rings

Quote:The woman thought she was praying to Saint Anthony but it turns out the figure was Elmond [sic], Lord of Rivendell.

Her relative Gabriela Brandao made the discovery and posted it on Facebook with the caption: "The funniest discovery of 2016."

Separated at birth? They are wearing the same outfit.





Maybe Bergoglio should canonise Hugo Weaving, instead of that emaciated Albanian fraud?

Oh dear, having another God before the right one is a serious infraction indeed.

I'm curious, however, did Elrond approve the request ??

You know, I wonder if there would be a market for a book called "Starting your own mythology for the complete dummy"?

Yes, but it's a flooded market:

Hilarious

The great thing as, as long as the person believes they are praying to the "right" thing, the confirmation bias will still work. As soon as they find out it was a hoax, they'll retroactively explain it all away.

And we'll shortly have Drich and/or GC in here doing just that.

At least Elrond is a respectable improvement.

more real too . . . .

I've started my cult and have already practised Miscavige-style "Shermanspeak". Observe:

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