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I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"!
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RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"!
Yeah, all logical arguments for the existence of any deity, much less a particular deity are bullshit, but I've been seeing references to this shit all over lately as if it's some great new thing. I actually shouldn't even bother tearing apart each dumbass argument. I came up with a very simple way to refute all these "This is wrong, so that is right" arguments a couple of years ago. All you have to do is accept all of their rejections as true. Don't like evolution? Throw it out. Don't like big bang theory? Chuck it. I accept that all scientific explanations are false. Now, prove yours is right. You would be surprised how many of these arguments simply have nowhere to go if you just take away their ability to argue against something. In this case, I accept that a deity is necessary. Now prove yours is the right one.
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I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 12:51 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:16 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2017 at 1:18 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:26 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by comet - January 11, 2017 at 8:03 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2017 at 1:28 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 11, 2017 at 1:31 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cyberman - January 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by brewer - January 11, 2017 at 1:35 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 11:59 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by JuliaL - January 11, 2017 at 3:27 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Jesster - January 11, 2017 at 3:39 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 2:58 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 12, 2017 at 4:23 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by chimp3 - January 13, 2017 at 6:45 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cyberman - January 13, 2017 at 9:43 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Tonus - January 14, 2017 at 10:10 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 13, 2017 at 8:31 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 16, 2017 at 1:25 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 16, 2017 at 2:51 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 12:52 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cephus - January 18, 2017 at 4:17 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 4:29 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cephus - January 18, 2017 at 5:39 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 18, 2017 at 5:43 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Cephus - January 18, 2017 at 5:57 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 19, 2017 at 2:59 am
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by Asmodee - January 19, 2017 at 12:44 pm
RE: I'm sick of hearing about the "Five Ways"! - by robvalue - January 19, 2017 at 3:27 pm

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