Yeah, all logical arguments for the existence of any deity, much less a particular deity are bullshit, but I've been seeing references to this shit all over lately as if it's some great new thing. I actually shouldn't even bother tearing apart each dumbass argument. I came up with a very simple way to refute all these "This is wrong, so that is right" arguments a couple of years ago. All you have to do is accept all of their rejections as true. Don't like evolution? Throw it out. Don't like big bang theory? Chuck it. I accept that all scientific explanations are false. Now, prove yours is right. You would be surprised how many of these arguments simply have nowhere to go if you just take away their ability to argue against something. In this case, I accept that a deity is necessary. Now prove yours is the right one.
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Side effects may include super powers or enlarged penis which may become permanent with continued use. Stop taking Killatol immediately and consult your doctor if you experience penis enlargement of more than 3 inches, laser vision, superhuman strength, invulnerability, the ability to explode heads with your mind or time travel. Killatoll is not for everyone, especially those who already have convertibles or vehicles of ridiculous size to supplement penis size.