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Noah's Ark
RE: Noah's Ark
And the fact that you purport not to understand why I find your remark offensive is equally as offensive.
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Quote:I have spent the last four years teaching people like you who visit a Christian site looking for answers and seeking to challenge Christianity.


Ah. Now I see the problem. We are not THOSE people. We do not give a flying fuck about you or your god.

Do you see the difference?
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Discomfort doesn't keep me away from christian websites, boredom and a desire to maintain an optimistic outlook for our species has that covered.
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Quote:Do you see the difference?


Almost certainly not.

He says things such as "'people like you" and "because many of you have legitimate questions on this topic,"seemingly oblivious that anyone might possibly think he is a patronising git.

PLUS he has,by implication, presented himself as an expert biblical scholar without citing any credentials. His posts immediately reveal him to be yet another undereducated autodidact with a fool for a teacher.

So far,it seems yet another just a typical apologist ignoramus.

Bored now. (again)


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Min; how many is that this month? I've lost count;it's getting quite tedious. I this keeps up I may become miffed and say something unkind. Angel Cloud
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Yay...you all have another chew toy??

I think I'll pass
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(March 19, 2012 at 2:06 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Yay...you all have another chew toy??

I think I'll pass

Good idea,if we ignore it perhaps it will fuck off.

I don't suppose it could be troll or sock puppet? It has that flavour,but it's getting really hard to tell.
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Quote:PLUS he has,by implication, presented himself as an expert biblical scholar without citing any credentials.


Well, he probably has one in his trailer which he thinks is written in the original English. Not that he's read it but he could if he wanted to.

So much easier to re-create his god in his own image though.
Quote:Min; how many is that this month? I've lost count;it's getting quite tedious. I this keeps up I may become miffed and say something unkind.

Beats me.... they all sound alike.

Don't worry about saying something "unkind," I've got you covered on that one.
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(March 19, 2012 at 2:18 am)padraic Wrote:
(March 19, 2012 at 2:06 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Yay...you all have another chew toy??

I think I'll pass

Good idea,if we ignore it perhaps it will fuck off.

I don't suppose it could be troll or sock puppet? It has that flavour,but it's getting really hard to tell.

Hmmm sounds like Egor/ Edward with the whole "reaching out to answer your questions" crap....
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Quote:Don't worry about saying something "unkind," I've got you covered on that one.


I was being ironic,couldn't find a tongue-in-cheek smiley


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(March 18, 2012 at 10:23 pm)Drich Wrote:
(March 18, 2012 at 10:03 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: How would you verify his claims or discredit them? I can't wait for the answer to this one.

Get ready here it comes!!!

I would use the bible.

ROFLOL

I spoke to god, and it's true. He said the bible is wrong. Not being funny but how is the bible going to verify I'm telling the truth or not.
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