Noah's Ark

[reverendjeremiah]

I believe everything the Bible says about the flood. You just have to take it for what they actually meant.

The flooding of the world, was the flooding of the known world
and all the animals were simply all the land animals of that surrounding area.

You all take too literally the story of Noah and his sons. The message is far more important than the statistics: God punishes sin and spares the righteous.


You can mock me if you want to, but God will not be mocked for long.

Then I suggest you get down on your knees and ask Jesus for forgiveness for your ignorance of scripture and for calling God a liar

Genesis 7:19-20

King James Version (KJV)

And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

15 cubits is about 20 foot. God is telling us in this verse that ALL the high hills and mountains on the entire planet were covered with water over 20 foot higher than mt.Everest.

Fake Christians, such as one king, are weak in their knowledge of scripture and typically sin through their ignorance as the bible teaches. The old testament God demanded the sacrifice of a one year old or younger she goat to attone for sinning in ignorance.

Num 15:27-29 And if any soul sin through ignorance, then he shall bring a she goat of the first year for a sin offering. And the priest shall make an atonement for the soul that sinneth ignorantly, when he sinneth by ignorance before the LORD, to make an atonement for him; and it shall be forgiven him. Ye shall have one law for him that sinneth through ignorance, both for him that is born among the children of Israel, and for the stranger that sojourneth among them.

Thankfully for one king, our all knowing and perfect god reconsidered and changed his mind about the payments of sin and instead raped a woman in her sleep and impregnated her with himself in order to sacrifice himself to himself to convince him to change his mind about the method of payments when it comes to sin

So now with the crucifiction of god One King need merely ask forgiveness of his sins of ignorance in calling God a liar. I will warn you though, One king, that you must be careful being a Christian in that you must avoid what the new testament calls "crucifying christ all over again"

Hebrews 6:6 if they fall away, to be brought back to repentance, because to their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace.

and

Hebrews 10:26 If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left,

now that I have warned you about calling god a liar, God now has this on record, and if you lie in such a way about God again it will be as if the Crucifixion and resurection (no sacrifice for sin) never happened for you, as scripture teaches.

So I would HIGHLY suggest that you get up to date on the Holy scripture and try to avoid calling God a liar by suggesting the flood was local if you do not want to be punished in Hell for all eternity with us Atheists.

[One King]

Then I suggest you get down on your knees and ask Jesus for forgiveness for your ignorance of scripture and for calling God a liar

Genesis 7:19-20

King James Version (KJV)

And the waters prevailed exceedingly upon the earth; and all the high hills, that were under the whole heaven, were covered. Fifteen cubits upward did the waters prevail; and the mountains were covered.

15 cubits is about 20 foot. God is telling us in this verse that ALL the high hills and mountains on the entire planet were covered with water over 20 foot higher than mt.Everest.

Fake Christians, such as one king, are weak in their knowledge of scripture and typically sin through their ignorance as the bible teaches. The old testament God demanded the sacrifice of a one year old or younger she goat to attone for sinning in ignorance.

Num 15:27-29 And if any soul sin through ignorance, then he shall bring a she goat of the first year for a sin offering. And the priest shall make an atonement for the soul that sinneth ignorantly, when he sinneth by ignorance before the LORD, to make an atonement for him; and it shall be forgiven him. Ye shall have one law for him that sinneth through ignorance, both for him that is born among the children of Israel, and for the stranger that sojourneth among them.

Thankfully for one king, our all knowing and perfect god reconsidered and changed his mind about the payments of sin and instead raped a woman in her sleep and impregnated her with himself in order to sacrifice himself to himself to convince him to change his mind about the method of payments when it comes to sin

So now with the crucifiction of god One King need merely ask forgiveness of his sins of ignorance in calling God a liar. I will warn you though, One king, that you must be careful being a Christian in that you must avoid what the new testament calls "crucifying christ all over again"

Hebrews 6:6 if they fall away, to be brought back to repentance, because to their loss they are crucifying the Son of God all over again and subjecting him to public disgrace.

and

Hebrews 10:26 If we deliberately keep on sinning after we have received the knowledge of the truth, no sacrifice for sins is left,

now that I have warned you about calling god a liar, God now has this on record, and if you lie in such a way about God again it will be as if the Crucifixion and resurection (no sacrifice for sin) never happened for you, as scripture teaches.

So I would HIGHLY suggest that you get up to date on the Holy scripture and try to avoid calling God a liar by suggesting the flood was local if you do not want to be punished in Hell for all eternity with us Atheists.

You would HIGHLY suggest?

It is you who should get down on your knees and beg God's mercy for your blasphemy and your lies. I do not fear my Lord, I serve him and it is you with your vile descriptions of the virgin birth that should be in fear. The Bible says you are a fool.

The devil quotes scripture as well to try to use it against the righteous. Your use of it is nothing new. You understand nothing.

Jesus Christ walked this planet. He lived and died for the sins of mankind. Accept him Reverand before it's too late. I will be praying for you - that God would open your eyes to his love.

[Napoléon]

You would HIGHLY suggest?

It is you who should get down on your knees and beg God's mercy for your blasphemy and your lies. I do not fear my Lord, I serve him and it is you with your vile descriptions of the virgin birth that should be in fear. The Bible says you are a fool.

The devil quotes scripture as well to try to use it against the righteous. Your use of it is nothing new. You understand nothing.

Jesus Christ walked this planet. He lived and died for the sins of mankind. Accept him Reverand before it's too late. I will be praying for you - that God would open your eyes to his love.

If all you're here to do is preach to us and tell us we're going to burn in hell can you please kindly fuck off?

[Nine]

One king sounds like rhyming slang for wanking. Just saying..

Ill pray to godzilla for you One king..

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Oh hai god. You love me eh? That's cool. Wait your sending me to hell for not believing in you? What the fuck dude? I thought you loved me!? Wow.. What a cunt.

[reverendjeremiah]

You would HIGHLY suggest?

It is you who should get down on your knees and beg God's mercy for your blasphemy and your lies. I do not fear my Lord, I serve him and it is you with your vile descriptions of the virgin birth that should be in fear. The Bible says you are a fool.

The devil quotes scripture as well to try to use it against the righteous. Your use of it is nothing new. You understand nothing.

Jesus Christ walked this planet. He lived and died for the sins of mankind. Accept him Reverand before it's too late. I will be praying for you - that God would open your eyes to his love.

Blaspehmy and lies? I quoted the bible accurately. I used to be a believer such as yourself. Im not lying when I say I dont believe in any god or goddess. I am being very honest.

What I was saying is that if you are going to be a Christian, then it would help if you actually studied your scripture instead of being ignorant and lying about it. Of course I dont believe in the crucufixion or the resurection, but you do...or at least you say you do.

Also, if you knew your bible, you would know that many of us on this forum have commited the unforgivable sin of blaspheming the holy ghost. Jesus himself said that blaspheming the holgy spirit would not be forgiven. Not believing in a holy spirit is blasphemy. Saying that there is no such thing as a holy spirit is unforgivable blasphemy. Its not my fault that we atheists know your bible better than Christians do.

My description of how the lord came about was vile?

So tell me then...did God ASK Mary to be impregnated... or did he just go ahead and have his way with her then send a messenger later to say "oh yeah, btw, God knocked you up last night while you were sleeping". Impregnating someone without their knowledge and against their will is in the very definition of rape.

But, feel free to pray about me. Do it as often as possible. I feel special that you would think about me so much. I dont blame you...I am awesome like that.

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...oh yeah...I noticed how you didnt say one thing about how you were dead wrong about the flood being local when the bible clearly points out the flood was global. Next time address the topic instead of using personal attacks....mmmkay???

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One king sounds like rhyming slang for wanking. Just saying..

Ill pray to godzilla for you One king..

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Oh hai god. You love me eh? That's cool. Wait your sending me to hell for not believing in you? What the fuck dude? I thought you loved me!? Wow.. What a cunt.

I bet he does alot of oneking. I bet he is oneking right now while thinking about Jebus oneking as well.

LOL..You're right...it does sound like oneking..I mean wanking.

[Nine]

I bet he does alot of oneking. I bet he is oneking right now while thinking about Jebus oneking as well.

LOL..You're right...it does sound like oneking..I mean wanking.

Jebus was pro-oneking. What he was in his 30's and never been with a girl? I bet he did a shit load of oneking. That or his balls would have fucking exploded!

[reverendjeremiah]

I bet he does alot of oneking. I bet he is oneking right now while thinking about Jebus oneking as well.

LOL..You're right...it does sound like oneking..I mean wanking.

Jebus was pro-oneking. What he was in his 30's and never been with a girl? I bet he did a shit load of oneking. That or his balls would have fucking exploded!

Yeah, seeing the only pussy he ever got was his mothers..

Badoom crash!

[Minimalist]

You all take too literally the story of Noah and his sons.

Hey, moron, WE don't take the story literally at all. But there are some of your fellow travelers who insist the world was covered up to the top of Mt. Everest because a mistranslation in your fucking bible says so.

WE already understand that jews living much later borrowed a river flood story from Mesopotamia, filled it full of moralistic horseshit and put it out as their own.

You tell that to your fellow xtian pals.

Have fun.

[mediamogul]

My favorite version of how Mary was impregnated by god has GOT to be the Mormon account. Nothing like some intersteller sex with god on a planet in a far away solar system to get the day started. That one must win some kind of award of utter absurdity.

[jupitor]

Oneking, you poor thing. The mythological God Zeus had a son Dionysus, by an earthling virgin too. It's nothing new, just a legend, i.e. Greek mythology that's all. The Greeks realised they hadn't created a son for the new invisible God, so they invented Jesus