There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
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There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
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 (March 20, 2012 at 8:23 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:Quote:He'll be about, patience youngling. Me, too. ![[Image: PM268KissMyAss.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.bikers-stuffwholesale.com%2Fcatalog%2FPM268KissMyAss.jpg)
 RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm
(This post was last modified: March 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm by Violet.)
Do I have to tickle you all?
-_- Doesn't matter that there's been an influx of theists recently... you are not obligated to read their threads or respond to them at all. If it bothers you: ignore them. Nothing to write home about. Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Definitely something to do with Easter.
Oh Shit, Jesus died for me, I forgot to feel guilty about everything for a minute, better take it out on some heathens.
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm (March 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm)NoMoreFaith Wrote: Definitely something to do with Easter. Don't be silly... easter is about bunnies pooping chocolate creme-filled eggs into baskets to give young children cavities. 
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
 (March 20, 2012 at 10:43 am)FallentoReason Wrote: Am I the only one that feels like having proper discussions with them? Maybe I haven't had much experience talking to theists but me being on the side of atheism for once, but I find it interesting to hear their reasoning.Then you, in my experience, are one of the few. Just look at the overwhelming comparisons of theists to lunatics and mass murderers. Look and the signature lines that call ALL religious people ignorant or profess that ONLY atheists are capable of thinking rationally.
They've all got the same act, Chad. "The bible says."
It gets old after a while. Realllllly old.  (March 21, 2012 at 10:19 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: Just look at the overwhelming comparisons of theists to lunatics and mass murderers. I agree that this is a sweeping generalization of theists. Not all of us are able to achieve that level of True Faith.
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley: 
Shouldn't that be True Faith™?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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