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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 6:24 pm
(This post was last modified: March 18, 2012 at 6:25 pm by Norfolk And Chance.)
First one to get a fatwa wins a prize.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 6:33 pm
I want a link when you do it.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 6:38 pm
(March 18, 2012 at 6:24 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: First one to get a fatwa wins a prize.
It's not even that cool anymore. Salman Rushdie survived his. There are so many at this point they can hardly keep up I'm sure. So sorry guys, you'd probably be low on the list. Especially with the Jihad and all.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 6:44 pm
Don't we have a gauntlet for these fuckers? Let them prove their worth there, and if they continue like this, then ban them.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 6:46 pm
Our insecure friend seems to have run off. I think we made him cry.
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RE: There Has Been A Serious Infestation of Jesus Freaks
March 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm
To quote Shakespeare - "Ambition should be made of sterner stuff."
So, apparently, should shitheads.
By the way, I fully support putting all of these religious buttheads in a padded cell somewhere. Right now they are just shitting all over the board.
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