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More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
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More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Will the missus mind an extra maid in the house? Because I'm about done with my country.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/nyc-scho...x-20120326
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:27 pm (This post was last modified: March 26, 2012 at 3:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:29 pm
Urgh god, we have that kind of crap too, the pc'ness here is quite overbearing too. But yes, there is always room in Chez 5th for hottiness. Big Grin
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Quote:Dinosaurs, for example, call to mind evolution, which might upset fundamentalists; birthdays are not celebrated by Jehovah's Witnesses; and Halloween suggests paganism.

Even "dancing" is taboo, because some sects object. But the city did make an exception for ballet.

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:41 pm
Next they'll be getting rid of meat in the cafeteria, because it might offend vegetarians.
Then they'll get rid of paper, because it might upset tree huggers.
Eventually, everything gets banned, and the kids can only stand in a sterile, white room where nothing is ever discussed.

Our education system is in shambles, and this is what they waste their resources on? We should just sign our status as a first wold nation over right now.
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:45 pm
Quote:Dinosaurs, for example, call to mind evolution, which might upset fundamentalists

Those fuckers should be upset. First magnitude assholes, every one of them.
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 3:46 pm
Math offends me, as does not getting 100% on every test. If this is my precedent... my plan could well work Wink
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 4:32 pm
(March 26, 2012 at 3:23 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Will the missus mind an extra maid in the house? Because I'm about done with my country.

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/nyc-scho...x-20120326

What the hell? Summer, get your sexy arse over here.
What a bunch of brain dead, easily offended pricks. You can't possibly please everyone. Trying to please everyone and avoid offending the completely brain dead is like walking through a forest without stepping on a twig.
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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 4:36 pm
I'm trying not to give up and marry you for citizenship, but it gets harder and harder every day.

However, did you see the asinine responses from an English citizen on my "I need a beer" G+ post? I wanted to throttle him.
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RE: More Stupidity to Make 5th Sigh
March 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm
(March 26, 2012 at 4:36 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: I'm trying not to give up and marry you for citizenship, but it gets harder and harder every day.

However, did you see the asinine responses from an English citizen on my "I need a beer" G+ post? I wanted to throttle him.

I'd marry you, Summer. If only we had the money. Wink

Yeah I've just seen that G+ post. Wow. Don't blame you.
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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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