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All Hail the Second Amendment
RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
To wit, this recently deceased moron.

http://www.local8now.com/content/news/On...09101.html

Quote:One dead, accidental shooting in East Knox County

Quote:Authorities stated that the man found had been target shooting and they believe accidentally shot himself once.

This is why you aim at the target.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Just once and he died?  Phenomenal aim.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
He WAS practicing!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
Well, it's been said, practice makes perfect!

Goal: accomplished.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
You don't suppose gun-nuttery is ultimately a self correcting problem, do you?
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(November 4, 2016 at 12:16 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sleazy, blood-soaked fucks that they are, even the NRA's gun safety rules are correct.

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Somebody breaks into the gunner's home. 

The gunner says "Hang on, I've got to load my piece." 

"Take your time, mate, I'm a good sport." 

"Thank you kindly. Now I'm ready to shoot you dead." 

"Fair is fair!. 

NRA rules negate the "home defense" meme.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(November 7, 2016 at 1:03 am)Minimalist Wrote: He WAS practicing!

Why do we always loose the good suicide bomber candidates?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(November 7, 2016 at 7:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: NRA rules negate the "home defense" meme.

Meh, not really, my guns are all safely stored, but it would take longer to walk down my hall than it would for me to ready one of them.  A gun isn't exactly a great home defense instrument anyway.  It's not like our walls are bulletproof, and that, much more than some idea that you could just never get a safely stored weapon ready...negates the "home defense" meme.  

I'd rather not shoot at a burglar and accidentally hit one of my kids, or someone else's kids.  I'd rather swing a bat at my wife in a case of midnight mistaken identity than shoot her in the stomach with a 303.  Hell, I'd rather not shoot anybody at all, for any reason.  The only people who dream about that sort of shit are psychos or people that have never done it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
(November 7, 2016 at 11:18 am)Rhythm Wrote:
(November 7, 2016 at 7:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: NRA rules negate the "home defense" meme.

Meh, not really, my guns are all safely stored, but it would take longer to walk down my hall than it would for me to ready one of them.  A gun isn't exactly a great home defense instrument anyway.  It's not like our walls are bulletproof, and that, much more than some idea that you could just never get a safely stored weapon ready...negates the "home defense" meme.  

I'd rather not shoot at a burglar and accidentally hit one of my kids, or someone else's kids.  I'd rather swing a bat at my wife in a case of midnight mistaken identity than shoot her in the stomach with a 303.  Hell, I'd rather not shoot anybody at all, for any reason.  The only people who dream about that sort of shit are psychos or people that have never done it.
You just agreed with me.
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RE: All Hail the Second Amendment
It;s important to give credible -reasons- for our agreement, though..otherwise, some gun nut loon will tell you what I just told you, and -rightly- dismiss your objection to his lunacy. He absolutely and demonstrable -can- ready his safely stored weapon for action in a matter of seconds.

No sense in making it easy for the loons, amiright? That's the value of a factual, rather than counterfactual, narrative in the gun debate, if we hope to effect change.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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