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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)

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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Too often I see people running around aimlessly, arguing that people have been illogical, shouting that something is not acceptable, even believing themselves to be right about something (hah... no)... well I've had enough of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--szrOHtR6U

This demonstrates a logical system. Please, if you are going to use logic as the foundation of your argument: understand it.

Once the class grasps this basic point, we'll move on to the more advanced curriculum. From experience, I feel comfortable saying that we will not be approaching this from the standpoint of 'no-child-left-behind'.

Else we won't get anywhere.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm
What about lemurs???
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:23 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm)festive1 Wrote: What about lemurs???

If it doesn't have a tail its not monkey, even if it has a monkey kind of shape... if it doesn't have tail its not a monkey; if it doesn't have a tail its not a monkey: its an ape.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:24 pm
But lemurs aren't monkeys and they have tails...
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:26 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:24 pm)festive1 Wrote: But lemurs aren't monkeys and they have tails...

Impossible. If it has a tail: monkey. If it doesn't have a tail: ape.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm
I like bananas. Monkey or ape?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I like bananas. Monkey or ape?

I like sausage. Vase or table?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:16 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(June 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I like bananas. Monkey or ape?

I like sausage. Vase or table?

Yes.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:21 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I like sausage. Vase or table?

Yes.

Dazzn, is that you? Thinking
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:24 pm
I though Larry was dead?!?!?
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