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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)

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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
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Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:14 pm
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm
What about lemurs???
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:23 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm)festive1 Wrote: What about lemurs???

If it doesn't have a tail its not monkey, even if it has a monkey kind of shape... if it doesn't have tail its not a monkey; if it doesn't have a tail its not a monkey: its an ape.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:24 pm
But lemurs aren't monkeys and they have tails...
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 4:26 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:24 pm)festive1 Wrote: But lemurs aren't monkeys and they have tails...

Impossible. If it has a tail: monkey. If it doesn't have a tail: ape.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm
I like bananas. Monkey or ape?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I like bananas. Monkey or ape?

I like sausage. Vase or table?
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:16 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(June 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I like bananas. Monkey or ape?

I like sausage. Vase or table?

Yes.
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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:21 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 2, 2013 at 5:11 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: I like sausage. Vase or table?

Yes.

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RE: Violet's Guide to Logic (or: You Are Stupid)
June 2, 2013 at 5:24 pm
I though Larry was dead?!?!?
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