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The Physics Joke Thread
June 23, 2013 at 5:24 pm
A photon went booking a room at a hotel.

The Concierge asked, "do you have any luggage?"

"Of course not, " replied the photon, "I travel light."
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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm (This post was last modified: June 23, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Walking Void.)
A large red star and a small white star are driving around space, looking for a space bar to spend the night at. The large red star is a known party-goer while the small white star has never been to a bar before. As they pass through their universe they spot another galaxy filled with the largest of stars. The small white star asks the red star, "what about this one"? The red star turns to the white star and whispers, "no, they don't like white dwarfs. They don't think you're very bright".
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June 23, 2013 at 5:50 pm (This post was last modified: June 23, 2013 at 6:02 pm by pocaracas.)
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Also some troll physics! Big Grin

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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 23, 2013 at 6:11 pm
Pocaracas:

I really wish people get your joke, else they will have the delusion that things can move if an object exerts a force on itself, and itself only.

(PS readers: the magnet is part of the vehicles shown)
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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm (This post was last modified: June 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm by pocaracas.)
(June 23, 2013 at 6:11 pm)Walking Void Wrote: Pocaracas:

I really wish people get your joke, else they will have the delusion that things can move if an object exerts a force on itself, and itself only.

(PS readers: the magnet is part of the vehicles shown)

Let them make their nice models and see if it works! Wink

I have to find another one of those troll physics perpetual engines I saw once... it was great...


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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 23, 2013 at 7:23 pm
(June 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm)pocaracas Wrote: I have to find another one of those troll physics perpetual engines I saw once... it was great...

My favorite is cat-bread.

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Quote:Let them make their nice models and see if it works! Wink

Myth Busters kind of did with the blow your own sail episode.
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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 24, 2013 at 1:05 am
Here is my favorite, lol :

Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and ask Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."

Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle.

He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now."

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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 24, 2013 at 5:12 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7DkeQ0roAM
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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 24, 2013 at 7:39 pm
Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?
A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
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RE: The Physics Joke Thread
June 25, 2013 at 5:37 pm
Bartender: Go away. We don't serve your kind.

In comes a neutrino.
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