One day three men were applying to join the FBI.
The agents walk up to the first applicant and say, "Behind that first door to the left is a room. Your wife is waiting for you there. Take this gun and go kill her." The man looks at them in shock, "I can't kill my wife!" The agents say, "Very well, you aren't our man. Go get your wife and leave."
The agents walk up to the second applicant and say the same thing to him, this time for the second door. The man takes the gun, goes into the room, and everything is quiet for a few minutes. Finally the man comes out in tears. "I tried but I can't kill my wife. I love her too much." "Very well," the agents tell him. "Take your wife and go."
The agents walk up to the third applicant and tell him to go into the third door with the gun. The man walks in, closes the door, and rapid gunshots ring out. A few seconds later there is a lot of crashing around and screaming.
The man comes stumbling out of the room in dissaray and blurts, "That gun had nothing but blanks in it! I had to beat the bitch to death with the chair!"
The agents walk up to the first applicant and say, "Behind that first door to the left is a room. Your wife is waiting for you there. Take this gun and go kill her." The man looks at them in shock, "I can't kill my wife!" The agents say, "Very well, you aren't our man. Go get your wife and leave."
The agents walk up to the second applicant and say the same thing to him, this time for the second door. The man takes the gun, goes into the room, and everything is quiet for a few minutes. Finally the man comes out in tears. "I tried but I can't kill my wife. I love her too much." "Very well," the agents tell him. "Take your wife and go."
The agents walk up to the third applicant and tell him to go into the third door with the gun. The man walks in, closes the door, and rapid gunshots ring out. A few seconds later there is a lot of crashing around and screaming.
The man comes stumbling out of the room in dissaray and blurts, "That gun had nothing but blanks in it! I had to beat the bitch to death with the chair!"
Everything I needed to know about life I learned on Dagobah.