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I have a question about noah's flood.

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I have a question about noah's flood.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 2:57 pm
Not to mention - how did the Koala's get back to Australia? Come to that - how did they know that is where they had to go?
Maybe a helpful Kangaroo gave them directions.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:00 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 2:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Day #1 - The lions and antelopes set off to return to Africa.

Day #2 - The lions get hungry.

Why are there still antelopes?

The herbivores get hungry.

Fuck, no plants!
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#53
RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:04 pm
Just makes things easier for the lions to eat them.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm
God must have sustained all life
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:08 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm)searching4truth Wrote: God must have sustained all life

And neglected to mention it????

Doesn't sound like the big "I am" does it.
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#56
RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:09 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm)searching4truth Wrote: God must have sustained all life

If he could have done that, there would have been no point in piling all the animals on the ark in the first place.
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#57
RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:16 pm
It's not as if the story has much of a point to begin with.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2013 at 3:19 pm by Searching4truth.)
(September 26, 2013 at 3:08 pm)max-greece Wrote:
(September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm)searching4truth Wrote: God must have sustained all life

And neglected to mention it????

Doesn't sound like the big "I am" does it.
Sure it does. how many other flaws can you point out in the Bible? It's 'flooded' with inconsistencies... Get it? Lol
(September 26, 2013 at 3:09 pm)Ryantology Wrote:
(September 26, 2013 at 3:05 pm)searching4truth Wrote: God must have sustained all life

If he could have done that, there would have been no point in piling all the animals on the ark in the first place.
or sending himself to save us from himself.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:32 pm
Yeah, why didn't God just bring Noah and his family and all animals up to heaven before flooding the world? Or better yet, why bother even flooding the world and just make all people but Noah's family die? If God can flood the world he could just simply snap his fingers and make evil people's hearts stop beating.

Just like all the other bible stories, everything God does is so goddamn overly complicated.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: I have a question about noah's flood.
September 26, 2013 at 3:37 pm
(September 26, 2013 at 3:32 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Yeah, why didn't God just bring Noah and his family and all animals up to heaven before flooding the world? Or better yet, why bother even flooding the world and just make all people but Noah's family die? If God can flood the world he could just simply snap his fingers and make evil people's hearts stop beating.

Just like all the other bible stories, everything God does is so goddamn overly complicated.

Well, it appears to me that YHWH has a flair for doing things in the most horrifying ways imaginable.

Either that or the stories are bullshit.

Either way, I wouldn't want anything to do with his cults.
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