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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#31
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 5:52 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 12:12 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Someone here ever tried or had sex in a church? Sounds cold.

No...I was never an altar boy!
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#32
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 3:09 pm)Psykhronic Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 3:00 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Uhhhh

would you mind telling me more when I have time to go on skype again?

I think I can do that Wink

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#33
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 3:09 pm)Psykhronic Wrote: I think I can do that Wink

I'm sorry, what's happening here.

Sex and violence.
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#34
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 9:01 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 8:59 pm)Psykhronic Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 6:36 pm)CleanShavenJesus Wrote: I'm sorry, what's happening here.

Sex and violence.
Mostly violence.
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#35
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 9:06 pm
Is it sexy violence? (like just a little rough, y'know)
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#36
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 9:07 pm
But of course. Devil
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#37
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 9:14 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 12:18 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 12:12 pm)The Germans are coming Wrote: Someone here ever tried or had sex in a church? Sounds cold.

It's on mine and Luckie's to-do list. Ever since she got off the Jesus wagon, sacrilege seems to have become a kink for her. We'll probably take a blanket, though. Tongue

Good idea, she doesn't want to get any of that Jesus dust up her ass.
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#38
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 10:07 pm
Nope, just Esqui Shock
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

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Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

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I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

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#39
RE: Fuck Churches
October 24, 2013 at 10:25 pm
Sounds exactly like a corporation.
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#40
RE: Fuck Churches
October 25, 2013 at 12:06 am
(October 24, 2013 at 12:20 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 9:41 am)Drich Wrote: You have no idea what any of that money is allocated for. If it is already spent, being held to fund a mission, or if it is being held to secure a bond or anything else along those lines. Churches have to operate like businesses in order to make it in a business driven world, which means a insolary glance at a bank statement has nothing to do with their ablity to access their money and or even use it. They can not run like you run your house hold, where if there is money in your account it is avaible to spend.

I think you're missing the point: for an organization that provides, as its main product, absolutely nothing of any verifiable value, and treats the price for that as theirs by right, there sure are a lot of breaks and concessions being made for what would be a scam the moment you remove the crosses and the funny hats.

I was trying to get you some actual numbers here but my search gave me a range between 66 and 80% of all charities are Christian affiliated. I'd say the major export of all churches is benevolence in some form or fashion. You guys like to complain about god and the church, but without either those starving babies you guys like to post would be a lot easier to come by.
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