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Christians you talk to god right?
John V Offline
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Can do him a favor and give him a huge opportunity to convert people.
Ask him my middle name and post it here. And that will serve as all the proof id need
Hold it...I'm getting something...

Sniveling?
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm
John's in need of a good proctologist to get that stick out of his ass, ask him for a good reference as well.

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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 4:21 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: John's in need of a good proctologist to get that stick out of his ass,
No, you're thinking of Esquilax, and it probably isn't a stick.
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm
Oh John, your wit knows no bounds. Angel
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 7:20 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm)John V Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Can do him a favor and give him a huge opportunity to convert people.
Ask him my middle name and post it here. And that will serve as all the proof id need
Hold it...I'm getting something...

Sniveling?

So in other words, no. You don't actually talk to your god.

Cool, we get it Badger
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 25, 2013 at 12:15 am
(October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Can do him a favor and give him a huge opportunity to convert people.
Ask him my middle name and post it here. And that will serve as all the proof id need

Why would you be so petty. If you had read the NT, you would know that proof will not save you, one is saved by faith and faith alone.

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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 25, 2013 at 12:23 am
(October 25, 2013 at 12:15 am)Godschild Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: Can do him a favor and give him a huge opportunity to convert people.
Ask him my middle name and post it here. And that will serve as all the proof id need

Why would you be so petty. If you had read the NT, you would know that proof will not save you, one is saved by faith and faith alone.

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I am not being petty, I'm giving your god a great opportunity. See if he tells the answer then we have the first reliably recorded evidence his existence, I do see why this is so troubling as Thomas and the other apostles were given much evidence according to your bible, and Paul as well. Are these not saved? Because they certainly got evidence. At least as far as your mythology goes.
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 25, 2013 at 3:47 am
(October 24, 2013 at 4:21 pm)John V Wrote:
(October 24, 2013 at 4:14 pm)Aral Gamelon Wrote: John's in need of a good proctologist to get that stick out of his ass,
No, you're thinking of Esquilax, and it probably isn't a stick.

That seems like something of an unwarranted attack. Besides, so what if it isn't a stick?

One of us needs to be getting laid, after all... Wink
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 25, 2013 at 11:25 am
(October 25, 2013 at 12:23 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote:
(October 25, 2013 at 12:15 am)Godschild Wrote: Why would you be so petty. If you had read the NT, you would know that proof will not save you, one is saved by faith and faith alone.

GC

I am not being petty, I'm giving your god a great opportunity. See if he tells the answer then we have the first reliably recorded evidence his existence, I do see why this is so troubling as Thomas and the other apostles were given much evidence according to your bible, and Paul as well. Are these not saved? Because they certainly got evidence. At least as far as your mythology goes.

Now the pettiness grows, you're giving an opportunity to God, if that were not sad I would be laughing while rolling in the floor. God knows the perfect time to reach out to you, if you do not respond to His calling that's on you and at judgement you will be reminded of the opportunities and you will realize you disregarded them.

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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 25, 2013 at 11:52 am
(October 25, 2013 at 11:25 am)Godschild Wrote:
(October 25, 2013 at 12:23 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: I am not being petty, I'm giving your god a great opportunity. See if he tells the answer then we have the first reliably recorded evidence his existence, I do see why this is so troubling as Thomas and the other apostles were given much evidence according to your bible, and Paul as well. Are these not saved? Because they certainly got evidence. At least as far as your mythology goes.

Now the pettiness grows, you're giving an opportunity to God, if that were not sad I would be laughing while rolling in the floor. God knows the perfect time to reach out to you, if you do not respond to His calling that's on you and at judgement you will be reminded of the opportunities and you will realize you disregarded them.

GC

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