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Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Can do him a favor and give him a huge opportunity to convert people.
Ask him my middle name and post it here. And that will serve as all the proof id need
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Do you seriously expect this to happen?
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm
God told me your middle name is "Variable."
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 2:19 pm
God doesn't do parlor tricks. He's busy enough smiting toddlers in Africa anyways...
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Though I am now an atheist, my prayer contract isn't up yet (3 months left with an option for eternal upgrading). I haven't used my account in a while, so I'll try to log onto god's prayer site to input your request. Stay tuned.
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 3:02 pm
The fuckers talk to themselves and pretend that their sky-daddy answers.
For some unfathomable reason if people talk to anyone except god we shoot them up with thorazine and lock them up for their own good. Should do the same with these morons.
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RE: Christians you talk to god right?
October 24, 2013 at 3:14 pm
(October 24, 2013 at 2:02 pm)Tonus Wrote: God told me your middle name is "Variable."
I have a friend that knew someone that legally changed his name to that.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
