Hey dumbasses!

[Doubting Thomas]

Not everything that is rainbow-colored is promoting homosexuality.

Rainbow-colored dinosaur will stay in front of school

[freedomfromforum]

The town's school committee met Monday night after a resident complained that the rainbow colors painted on the dinosaur support gay pride and should not be on public property.

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I guess God supports gay pride then?

[Jackalope]

The dinosaur statue is part of the Dinosaur Statue Project, an effort to put several different brontosaurus models across town.

A what?

[downbeatplumb]

The dinosaur statue is part of the Dinosaur Statue Project, an effort to put several different brontosaurus models across town.

A what?

I think they meant apatosaurus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

In 1877, Othniel Charles Marsh published the name of the type species Apatosaurus ajax. He followed this in 1879 with a description of another, more complete specimen, which he thought represented a new genus and species, which he named Brontosaurus excelsus. In 1903, Elmer Riggs re-examined the fossils. While he agreed with Marsh that Brontosaurus excelsus was likely a distinct species, he also noted many similarities between B. excelsus and A. ajax, and decided that both should be placed in the same genus. Riggs re-classified the species as Apatosaurus excelsus in 1903.[14] Since Riggs published his opinions, almost all paleontologists have agreed that the two species should be classified together in a single genus. According to the rules of the ICZN (which governs the scientific names of animals), the name Apatosaurus, having been published first, had priority as the official name; Brontosaurus is considered a junior synonym and has therefore been discarded from formal use

[freedomfromforum]

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Rainbow-colored dinosaur will stay in front of school

I've seen a few rainbows in my life. They are beautiful, but I can't help but wonder....is the sun gay for making a rainbow, or is water gay for refracting the light into a rainbow? Maybe the sun and water are being gay together? That's hot. Maybe our atmosphere is the gay one? Is the state of Hawaii gay for having the rainbow on their license plates, or are just the license plates gay? Oh my God.....I make rainbows ALL THE TIME with a hose on a sunny day. Am I forcing homosexuality on my lawn when I do that? Frankly, my lawn seems to like it. What we really need now is a good gay dinosaur joke: How many gay dinosaurs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but it has to be a very large light bulb!!!! Anyway, following the genius line of thinking coming out of Granby, Mass., I think it's safe to say that since God makes the rainbows.....well, let's just say that Heaven is probably decorated very nicely.

[downbeatplumb]

It would be very easy to make a dino sore arse joke.



But I am too refined for that.

[freedomfromforum]

I'm not


What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A "Licka-lotta-puss"

What do you call a gay male dinosaur? A "Mega-sore-ass"

[Jackalope]

A what?

I think they meant apatosaurus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatosaurus

Well, of course that's what they mean - I just haven't heard it incorrectly referred to as a brontosaurus in decades.

Apparently they didn't get the memo.

[Minimalist]

There ain't nothing dumber than a religious shithead.

[Doubting Thomas]

The dinosaur statue is part of the Dinosaur Statue Project, an effort to put several different brontosaurus models across town.

A what?

Chalk one up to idiot reporting.