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Breaking news from Australia
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 2:07 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 1:16 pm)Creed of Heresy Wrote: That mango never deserved this...

The mango no go?
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 2:07 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 1:57 pm)Tonus Wrote: Someone stole a ten-ton mango? Just look for a guy with a severe hernia.

...and a bad case of diarrhea. You ever tried to eat that much fruit? Guy's going to be on the toilet for a month.
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 2:20 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Who has a place to hide that thing?

Maybe they cut it up for a salad.

Kind of a mango chop shop.
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 2:22 pm
Dude, the person who can steal a two story tall mango statue is my hero.
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 2:23 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 1:50 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
(February 25, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Another colony. Basically we sent the religious types to the USA and the more honest criminals to Oz.

In unrelated news, I have stolen all your wallets. Tongue

Darnit!

Those moths were friends! Wink
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 2:35 pm
It reminds me of the Toothbrush fence tourist attraction in NZ, mentioned in Flight of the Conchords. http://www.nothingtoseehere.net/2010/03/...ahu_1.html

I didn't realise it was actually real.
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 5:08 pm
That's hilarious.

What are the chances some bored billionaire was behind this and we can expect to see future pictures of this mango in exotic ports of call.

Or, Ken Ham sent for it to be a food store for his fucking Ark.
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 5:09 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: Now, many of you may think that Australia isn't that important on the world stage, that we can safely be ignored and that nothing of importance ever happens here

Australia gave the world Ken Ham. We should never take our watchful eyes off you lest you give us another one.

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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 5:18 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 5:09 pm)Clueless Morgan Wrote:
(February 25, 2014 at 12:03 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: Now, many of you may think that Australia isn't that important on the world stage, that we can safely be ignored and that nothing of importance ever happens here

Australia gave the world Ken Ham. We should never take our watchful eyes off you lest you give us another one.

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Hey!

New Zealand gave the world Bananaman Ray Comfort.
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RE: Breaking news from Australia
February 25, 2014 at 10:34 pm
(February 25, 2014 at 5:18 pm)Beccs Wrote: Hey!

New Zealand gave the world Bananaman Ray Comfort.

We're watching them too.

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