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We need some catnip here! STAT!
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We need some catnip here! STAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1VpoKVP...M73A0ZjYjQ

This seems like a funny story. Parents trapped in a bedroom because the cat freaked out and went hostile. Immediately I was thinking why don't they just grab a blanket off the bed, or out of the closet, and throw it on the cat? I don't care if it's 22 lbs. It's a cat. Pin it to the floor with a blanket and chuck it outside the house. If it has a history of violence, and you insist on keeping it, it needs to be an outside animal.

My sister told me how they had to get rid of their german shepherd because it was being too protective of the baby and bit her because she left the house with her daughter without taking the dog. There was no mention of having to confine herself to the room and call animal control. Granted every case is not the same, and maybe I'm underestimating what a cat can do to a person. I just can't imagine needing to call 911 because a small pet I have is out of control.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#2
RE: We need some catnip here! STAT!
Some cats will become more violent when under the influence of catnip.
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#3
RE: We need some catnip here! STAT!
I didn't know this.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: We need some catnip here! STAT!
Oh, also, for humans, catnip is a muscle relaxer. True story, bro.
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#5
RE: We need some catnip here! STAT!
I didn't know that either. Thinking
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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