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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:20 pm
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Right guys, I've got a confession to make.
I've been so moved by this absolutely enthralling and infallible post that Revelation has just made, I've decided to accept Jesus into my heart. I'm going to church in the morning and converting to Christianity. No more being a heathen. I'm securing my place in heaven.
Thanks Revelation, without your stupendously convincing post I would be looking forward to a future of eternal torment. Now however, I have been saved.
*edit, you lot won't be seeing me here anymore. I'm moving over to christianforums.com. Don't worry, it's not too late, you can join me too.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:01 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If you can read this posting then God is still offering you an opportunity to receive His Son the Lord Jesus. But that's not true. God isn't offering me anything, whether I can read your post or not. I don't want anything from god, he sounds like a pretty nasty customer. I don't want to receive his son, either, since he says that if I ogle an attractive woman I am hell-bound even if I do not act on the thoughts that ensue. If they were to exist, they would not be the sort of people I would want to "receive." I'd just as soon return them, if you don't mind.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm
If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance? I give the absolute best "I'm sorry I've been a bad girl" blow jobs...
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:24 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance?
Sure. Why do you think he promised to come a second time?
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:27 pm
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:28 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance? I give the absolute best "I'm sorry I've been a bad girl" blow jobs...
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can i have one
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:30 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:20 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Right guys, I've got a confession to make.
I've been so moved by this absolutely enthralling and infallible post that Revelation has just made, I've decided to accept Jesus into my heart. I'm going to church in the morning and converting to Christianity. No more being a heathen. I'm securing my place in heaven.
Thanks Revelation, without your stupendously convincing post I would be looking forward to a future of eternal torment. Now however, I have been saved.
*edit, you lot won't be seeing me here anymore. I'm moving over to christianforums.com. Don't worry, it's not too late, you can join me too.
Aw, Revelation gave you ''kudos.'' I think he took you seriously. 
Revelation, we don't believe you like you do. I don't judge that you believe in a god. But, respect those who don't. 
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:33 pm
(March 27, 2014 at 11:28 pm)Mothonis_Cathicgal Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance? I give the absolute best "I'm sorry I've been a bad girl" blow jobs...
hock:
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Me next!
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:36 pm
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2014 at 11:36 pm by Yahweh.)
(March 27, 2014 at 11:30 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: (March 27, 2014 at 11:20 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Right guys, I've got a confession to make.
I've been so moved by this absolutely enthralling and infallible post that Revelation has just made, I've decided to accept Jesus into my heart. I'm going to church in the morning and converting to Christianity. No more being a heathen. I'm securing my place in heaven.
Thanks Revelation, without your stupendously convincing post I would be looking forward to a future of eternal torment. Now however, I have been saved.
*edit, you lot won't be seeing me here anymore. I'm moving over to christianforums.com. Don't worry, it's not too late, you can join me too.
Aw, Revelation gave you ''kudos.'' I think he took you seriously.
Revelation, we don't believe you like you do. I don't judge that you believe in a god. But, respect those who don't.
Unfortunately, I can not agree. I think it's silly to accept things off faith and insufficient evidence. I don't respect his beliefs seeing as how they are a detriment to society, and our future. Making theists uncomfortable about their religion and forcing them to actually reading what's inside their book is what renders progress - not allowing them to continue with these ignorant notions, poisoning vulnerable minds in the process.
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 27, 2014 at 11:38 pm
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