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RE: joke time
November 24, 2015 at 10:08 pm
What is white and shoots across the sky at 1000mph?
The cumming of the Lord
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: joke time
November 24, 2015 at 10:10 pm
What do you call the result of a woman fucking an orangutan?
Donald Trump
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: joke time
November 25, 2015 at 2:20 am
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay
0/10
Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: joke time
November 25, 2015 at 6:39 am
One of my absolute favorite kinds of traps 
I say one of because there are other sexy body parts too 
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RE: joke time
November 26, 2015 at 8:33 am
Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
2000 volts went up its arse,
And turned its wool to nylon.
Sum ergo sum
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm
It's time to start thinking about buying Xmas presents, if you haven't already. So what do you get a man who has everything?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
December 1, 2015 at 5:48 pm
How do we know that Darth Vader knew what he was getting for Christmas?
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: joke time
December 9, 2015 at 9:08 am
Think about it, people.
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
Santa Claus
Kingly old elf
Or
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: joke time
December 9, 2015 at 9:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 9, 2015 at 9:19 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(December 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: It's time to start thinking about buying Xmas presents, if you haven't already. So what do you get a man who has everything?
Wouldn't work for my brother he's allergic.
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RE: joke time
December 9, 2015 at 9:44 am
(December 9, 2015 at 9:18 am)Evie Wrote: (December 1, 2015 at 5:07 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: It's time to start thinking about buying Xmas presents, if you haven't already. So what do you get a man who has everything?
Wouldn't work for my brother he's allergic.
Pobre cito
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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