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RE: joke time
April 15, 2016 at 2:02 pm
(April 15, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Evie Wrote: I wish someone would teach me how to think up funny jokes

Unless your parents told you the white lead paint chips you ate were Frosted Flakes, you're screwed. It takes brain damage to be funny.
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April 16, 2016 at 10:52 am (This post was last modified: April 16, 2016 at 10:54 am by FebruaryOfReason.)
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RE: joke time
April 17, 2016 at 7:14 am
Zombie outbreak scam on little sister. 
They ended up on Ellen. Watch.



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RE: joke time
April 17, 2016 at 7:29 am
(April 17, 2016 at 7:14 am)ignoramus Wrote: Zombie outbreak scam on little sister. 
They ended up on Ellen. Watch.




I saw that in the news, I don't know. She didn't seem that scared to me, and her comment about going to the box store saying it would be a "bloodbath" didn't make it seem she was terrified. I really didn't think she was shitting her pants as much as people would like to believe. And the questions the brothers asked seemed really stupid. It would not surprise me if she was in on it too, no not the dentist part, but was playing along after the fact.
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RE: joke time
April 20, 2016 at 7:10 pm
How do you play 'safe chess'?




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RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 4:10 pm
Little known fact, Netflix has a porn version called "Nutflix"
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 6:32 pm
(April 15, 2016 at 2:02 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 15, 2016 at 1:22 pm)Evie Wrote: I wish someone would teach me how to think up funny jokes

Unless your parents told you the white lead paint chips you ate were Frosted Flakes, you're screwed. It takes brain damage to be funny.

So you're saying I'm too intelligent to be funny? Like a backhanded compliment lol! Thanks!
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 7:10 pm
My ex would often punch me in the face while having an orgasm.
I didn't mind too much at the time.
Now I find out she faked all her orgasms.
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April 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm
I get to one of those automatic doors and I have to wave my hand impatiently at the sensor.
That way everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity.
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RE: joke time
April 22, 2016 at 7:13 pm
(April 22, 2016 at 7:10 pm)Little lunch Wrote: My ex would often punch me in the face while having an orgasm.
I didn't mind too much at the time.
Now I find out she faked all her orgasms.

ROFLOL
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