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Questions about noah ark
#21
RE: Questions about noah ark
Also that.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#22
RE: Questions about noah ark
I thought Bill Nye disproved the ark recently by explaining that it was both too big to stay together, and too small to fit the number of animals needed to get to the amount we have today. Unless you have 11 or more new species today.
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#23
Questions about noah ark
It must be very comforting to remain in that child like world that we all once knew where fairies and magic crossed into reality in our minds in those first few formative years as our imaginations developed.

Even though I never really read the bible, we did have one of those picture ones for children. I don't remember, even when I learnt to read, ever imagining something like Noah and the flood to be actually true. It was placed alongside all my other fictional books and fortunately I had parents that didn't make it permanantly cross over into reality.

I sometimes wonder what it's like in your world Drich. To be an adult (I presume) but still have child like wonderment. To be trapped in a world where gods and angels really do exist but never show themselves. Just like when my children were younger and imagined pixies at the bottom of our garden but always just missed actually getting a glimpse of one.

It must be a wonderful place to be Drich so stay there by all means but don't let your make-believe thoughts spill over if there are grown-ups about because you just look silly.
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#24
RE: Questions about noah ark
Why did your god do something as generic as a flood to wipe out the entire population of everything because he was mad with society. Now we are told of this grand scheme and grand destruction because society is so bad.

Is god bored with just sending water to kill everything it created? Why didn't it just make a better place after it fucked up the first experiment with everything? Please tell me christians can not see that if god is perfect why does he keep fucking everything up so bad he has to destroy everything?
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(January 15, 2015 at 10:15 am)Chad32 Wrote: I thought Bill Nye disproved the ark recently by explaining that it was both too big to stay together, and too small to fit the number of animals needed to get to the amount we have today. Unless you have 11 or more new species today.

Ken Ham held the gun to his argument and shot it dead in 90 seconds. When he finished talking he stood there for a moment speechless just figuring out what he did and Bill was standing there almost dumbfounded at how stupid Ham was for doing that.
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When I read some of the stuff people experience on a regular basis, I wonder if they are living in the same world as me. Maybe it's like Narnia, when you get to a certain stage you can't see the magic anymore Sad
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#27
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This is your God at work, OP.


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#28
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(January 15, 2015 at 10:28 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 10:15 am)Chad32 Wrote: I thought Bill Nye disproved the ark recently by explaining that it was both too big to stay together, and too small to fit the number of animals needed to get to the amount we have today. Unless you have 11 or more new species today.

Ken Ham held the gun to his argument and shot it dead in 90 seconds. When he finished talking he stood there for a moment speechless just figuring out what he did and Bill was standing there almost dumbfounded at how stupid Ham was for doing that.

Yes, I remember the pause. You can almost hear him thinking "How can I put this in the least stupid way possible?"
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#29
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(January 15, 2015 at 10:31 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(January 15, 2015 at 10:28 am)dyresand Wrote: Ken Ham held the gun to his argument and shot it dead in 90 seconds. When he finished talking he stood there for a moment speechless just figuring out what he did and Bill was standing there almost dumbfounded at how stupid Ham was for doing that.

Yes, I remember the pause. You can almost hear him thinking "How can I put this in the least stupid way possible?"

At this point i believe and i strongly believe Ken Ham is a fraud and he is just using Christianity as a front to earn stupid peoples money and you know what its working. Something like this is in Europe he would a laughing stock. Even Peter Popoff in Europe gotten into real deep legal troubles for taking money and he can get away with it here whats up with that.
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#30
RE: Questions about noah ark
(January 15, 2015 at 8:51 am)Drich Wrote: You can post them here

Oh, and then there is this:
http://youtu.be/a_wIKiOgk10

This was the nat-geo video that didn't work in the op's first link

(January 15, 2015 at 8:36 am)Stimbo Wrote: That's interesting, since the theist response so far is Jerkoff

That's wishful thinking stimbo.

From here it looks like the collective answer so far is a big nuh-uh! The floods not real, so their couldn't be a boat on top of a mountain!

Looks like more youtube education. This is probably completely made up. Thinking
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