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Religion=Penis?
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 9:34 pm
Catholicophobe.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 9:45 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 9:34 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Catholicophobe.

I'm not.
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#23
RE: Religion=Penis?
January 21, 2015 at 12:54 am
(January 20, 2015 at 7:00 pm)Stimbo Wrote: There's a whole host of them at jhuger's site - the Kissing Hank's Ass guy. They were actually my first exposure to the things and it was ages before I found they were actually a thing. Here's one: http://www.jhuger.com/dead-to-rights

Ok, host in this case apparently means two. There used to be many more here, I downloaded most of them.

Ok (Episode 2).

Now I've had acces to my PC, which is a little more convenient for this sort of thing, I've found where some of these Chick parodies have been archived. Enjoy!
http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/archive.html

Also, you might be interested in The Bible Reloaded (with Hugo and Jake), who among other things do hilarious smackdowns of these loathsome little comics, sometimes with special guests. Here's a few of my favourites that I've been watching over and over:













And one I haven't seen yet, but it's their most requested one so I look forward to enjoying it:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 22, 2015 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2015 at 10:14 pm by Regina.)
Think religion loves penis more than it lets on.
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#25
RE: Religion=Penis?
January 22, 2015 at 10:26 pm
(January 22, 2015 at 10:14 pm)NuclearJaguar Wrote: Think religion loves penis more than it lets on.

Well religion needs penis you see so it can get more followers.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 22, 2015 at 11:06 pm
Religion could really attract a strong gay fanbase if it promoted gay rights more

I mean look at Lady Gaga, only reason her career is still afloat is because of her gay stans "Gaga YAAAAAASSS!!!"

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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 22, 2015 at 11:21 pm
(January 22, 2015 at 11:06 pm)NuclearJaguar Wrote: Religion could really attract a strong gay fanbase if it promoted gay rights more

I mean look at Lady Gaga, only reason her career is still afloat is because of her gay stans "Gaga YAAAAAASSS!!!"

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I am all for equality while religion on the other hand....... also Buddhism and Buddhists really don't care if you are gay or not.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 23, 2015 at 4:46 am (This post was last modified: January 23, 2015 at 5:07 am by robvalue.)
I think it's a very good analogy. Jesus must have had quite a few skin grafts considering how many people have been playing with his "religion".
Some people don't find their religion until their 40s.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 23, 2015 at 12:46 pm
(January 23, 2015 at 4:46 am)robvalue Wrote: I think it's a very good analogy. Jesus must have had quite a few skin grafts considering how many people have been playing with his "religion".
Some people don't find their religion until their 40s.

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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 23, 2015 at 1:28 pm
(January 22, 2015 at 11:06 pm)NuclearJaguar Wrote: Religion could really attract a strong gay fanbase if it promoted gay rights more

I mean look at Lady Gaga, only reason her career is still afloat is because of her gay stans "Gaga YAAAAAASSS!!!"


Jesus' little monsters -- fabulous! It would certainly be an improvement over many of the monsters (at least a couple are on this forum) who currently pretend to follow him and presume to speak in his name.
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