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Religion=Penis?
#1
Religion=Penis?
" Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, and even fine to be proud of it.
It's not fine, however, to take it out and wave it around in public.
It's not fine to shove it down children's throats.
It's not fine to shove it in other people's faces. "

Any comments? Smile
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#2
RE: Religion=Penis?
Man, no wonder I belonged to a small cult. Sad
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#3
RE: Religion=Penis?
But what's the point of a penis if you can't shove it in people's faces?
He who loves God cannot endeavour that God should love him in return - Baruch Spinoza
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RE: Religion=Penis?
(January 20, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: " Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, and even fine to be proud of it.
It's not fine, however, to take it out and wave it around in public.
It's not fine to shove it down children's throats.
It's not fine to shove it in other people's faces. "

Any comments? Smile

I wrote a poem called 'I call my Penis Jesus' once.

Bur I can't find it, it's on some poetry forum somewhere.

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#5
RE: Religion=Penis?
Not to a 13 y.o... it's too early for penis talk for you...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#6
RE: Religion=Penis?
Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
(January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.

Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."
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RE: Religion=Penis?
(January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Roxy904 Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.

Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."

ROFLOL and a intellectual problem as well.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
(January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Roxy904 Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.

Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."

You know what we need? Atheist tracts.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
(January 20, 2015 at 6:04 pm)Davka Wrote:
(January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."

You know what we need? Atheist tracts.

I am still working on it.
I'll be posting it up on the atheist sub forum.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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