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Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 5:33 pm
(This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 5:33 pm by Roxy904.)
" Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, and even fine to be proud of it.
It's not fine, however, to take it out and wave it around in public.
It's not fine to shove it down children's throats.
It's not fine to shove it in other people's faces. "
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 5:37 pm
Man, no wonder I belonged to a small cult.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 5:52 pm
But what's the point of a penis if you can't shove it in people's faces?
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 5:54 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 5:33 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: " Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one, and even fine to be proud of it.
It's not fine, however, to take it out and wave it around in public.
It's not fine to shove it down children's throats.
It's not fine to shove it in other people's faces. "
Any comments?
I wrote a poem called 'I call my Penis Jesus' once.
Bur I can't find it, it's on some poetry forum somewhere.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 5:55 pm
Not to a 13 y.o... it's too early for penis talk for you...
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm
Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.
Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 6:02 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: (January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.
Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."
and a intellectual problem as well.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 6:04 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: (January 20, 2015 at 5:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: Well with reli-.. fuck it all religions are cults your going to get fucked up fucked down and fucked sideways anywhere you turn your getting fucked by something. So yes you can wave your penis around
and talk to it about people who worship the same penis. But there is street preachers who preach about the penis and second coming and or being hateful using their penis as a shield.
Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."
You know what we need? Atheist tracts.
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RE: Religion=Penis?
January 20, 2015 at 6:07 pm
(January 20, 2015 at 6:04 pm)Davka Wrote: (January 20, 2015 at 6:00 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Whenever I see a street preacher, I'm just going to up to him, and go, "Sir, please stop being hateful and using your penis as a shield." Maybe hand him a little pamphlet that says, "The first step is admitting you have a problem."
You know what we need? Atheist tracts.
I am still working on it.
I'll be posting it up on the atheist sub forum.
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