Posts: 3164
Threads: 117
Joined: January 19, 2015
Reputation:
30
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 5:50 pm
Stupid. The machine is a reader. It can't the idiot's hand with anything.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Posts: 2344
Threads: 79
Joined: November 18, 2014
Reputation:
42
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 7:32 pm
The company needs to move its business to NC. We are a right to work state which means that employers can fire their workers for just about any reason.
Posts: 44029
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 8:31 pm
Hey, over here!! I'm afraid of the devil! I haven't taken a dump indoors in 15 years, because I sincerely believe that Satan lives in toilets.
I would like $150 000 EACH from:
-Every toilet manufacturer in the world (they're all in league with Satan).
-All companies and corporations whose employees install toilets.
-Public health boards from every city in which I've ever lived who make the demonic claim that Satan-infested toilets are somehow 'sanitary'.
-Cops who've nicked my for expelling my holy excrement in public places.
Cash, please. Low denomination, non-sequential bills.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Posts: 305
Threads: 2
Joined: May 28, 2010
Reputation:
7
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm
When you hire a man whose first name is Beverly, you're straight up asking for trouble.
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen
"Shit-apples don't fall far from the shit-tree, Randy." Mr. Lahey
Posts: 44029
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation:
109
RE: Theist wins lawsuit because he's "afraid of the devil"
January 28, 2015 at 9:39 pm
(January 28, 2015 at 8:46 pm)Strongbad Wrote: When you hire a man whose first name is Beverly, you're straight up asking for trouble.
From Wikipedia:
'Beverley Goodway (13 October 1943 – 4 November 2012) was an English photographer known for his glamour shots which were published on Page 3 of The Sun newspaper in the United Kingdom.'
So, there's that.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson