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Val Kilmer Illness
#31
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
(February 12, 2015 at 8:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: What kind of 'emergency' can a Christian Scientist experience that would require calling 911 ?

Isn't God on call 24/7/365 ????


Or did he join a union ?

Perhaps it was a family member that called?
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#32
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
He can refuse to go.

And if he has a mixed household he needs to have a purge of infidels while he is able.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#33
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
(February 3, 2015 at 12:28 am)Faith No More Wrote: I had no idea he was a nutjob.

For the most part, actors and actresses are hired for how they look, not for how they think. If you think about that for a while, you should guess that most actors and actresses are not overly bright. There are, of course, some exceptions, but exceptions do nothing to disprove a general rule.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#34
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
(February 12, 2015 at 8:30 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Isn't God on call 24/7/365 ????

24/6/365; he's not very big on working Sundays. Or maybe Saturdays. Then there's xmas - gotta have his birthday off. And easter. In fact all those religious holidays. Apart from that he's, like, the fourth emergency service, as long as your emergency fits in with his office hours.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#35
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
(February 4, 2015 at 6:54 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:
(February 4, 2015 at 12:31 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: Doesn't gods top employee, the pope, do that all the time?

If not, someone needs to get this guy starting to pray day and night.

If they pray and the prayer doesn't work then they're not True Christians. Simple system.

So, there are no true Christians.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#36
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
No, actually there's only one true xtian. Ask any of them and they'll tell you that they are the only one and all the others are false.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
(February 13, 2015 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: No, actually there's only one true xtian. Ask any of them and they'll tell you that they are the only one and all the others are false.

By that logic no one is a true christian because they are all self appointing themselves. You know what screw it... I'm Bryan!
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#38
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
No, I'm Brian and so's my wife.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#39
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
We all are, my friends... we all are Brian.

Except for Joe, that dickface.
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#40
RE: Val Kilmer Illness
(February 14, 2015 at 4:39 am)Norman Humann Wrote: We all are, my friends... we all are Brian.

Except for Joe, that dickface.

But that dickface is watching us get crucified man... i had so many things planned today maybe get stoned and act like i got killed and run away.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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