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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 11:55 am
Translation: if you manage to delude yourself, you will become deluded.
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:25 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 9:27 am)Norman Humann Wrote: (February 10, 2015 at 9:02 am)Drich Wrote: Actually your not.
Your committing a formal fallacy:
Affirming the consequent – the antecedent in an indicative conditional is claimed to be true because the consequent is true; if A, then B; B, therefore A.[8] I'm not?
No no, your not. You know, that "not" you own.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:26 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 11:55 am)robvalue Wrote: Translation: if you manage to delude yourself, you will become deluded.
"I'll see it when I believe it."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:29 pm
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I would offer to show myself to you Nope on Skype, but your feeble human eyes could not handle the intensity or magnificence of the beatific vision in your sinful state.
Repent and the proof I have so clearly provided you in nature will become apparent once you open your hearts to me.
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:31 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:29 pm)Metis Wrote: I would offer to show myself to you Nope on Skype, but your feeble human eyes could not handle the intensity or magnificence of the beatific vision in your sinful state.
Repent and the proof I have so clearly provided you in nature will become apparent once you open your hearts to me.
No that's not how it works. You can't tell anyone to repent for something like original sin that clearly doesn't exist. And even if it did exist and there is a god and we would all agree on it i would be angry at god for punishing everyone because 2 jerk offs decide to eat apple even better yet here is a video.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:36 pm
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(February 10, 2015 at 2:31 pm)dyresand Wrote: No that's not how it works. You can't tell anyone to repent for something like original sin that clearly doesn't exist. And even if it did exist and there is a god and we would all agree on it i would be angry at god for punishing everyone because 2 jerk offs decide to eat apple even better yet here is a video.
I'm not asking him to repent of original sin, only an asshole would make children pay for what the parents did. What I'm asking the false prophet to repent of is denying my divinity.
Besides, I'm God. I'll punish who the fuck I want. I'm God, therefore I decide whats right. If you don't like it then find another multiverse to hop into...
Oh wait.There's only mine. Suck it up <3
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:36 pm)Metis Wrote: What I'm asking the false prophet to repent of is denying my divinity.
Wait i can and will i mean you gave me free will you are all knowing i mean isn't counter productive to know everything and yet do nothing about it i mean you have clearly with that drawing board been like.. okay only my chosen people are going to live a populate the earth if if there is a non believer ill strike him down for fun.
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm
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Since you're god, can you settle for us whether there was a historical Jesus? I find a bunch of hearsay from superstitious warmongers unconvincing, but some put great stock in it.
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:42 pm
(February 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm)robvalue Wrote: Since you're god, can you settle for us whether there was a historical Jesus? I find a bunch of hearsay from superstitious warmongers unconvincing, but some put great stock in it.
Stocks i just print up jesus pictures laminate them and slap them on jars with candles on them and sell them for a buck or two, well used to.
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RE: Challenge For Theists
February 10, 2015 at 2:43 pm
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(February 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm)dyresand Wrote: Wait i can and will i mean you gave me free will you are all knowing i mean isn't counter productive to know everything and yet do nothing about it i mean you have clearly with that drawing board been like.. okay only my chosen people are going to live a populate the earth if if there is a non believer ill strike him down for fun.
Reason is a virtue, but faith is a greater gift still. Faith is a powerful bond, faith in the fidelity of a spouse, faith in the loyalty of ones family. Faith in me proves you love me, and therefore warrant my affections in return.
I don't strike down non-believers my child....Very often. Usually only when I'm nailed. And lets be honest, the belibers deserve it.
(February 10, 2015 at 2:40 pm)robvalue Wrote: Since you're god, can you settle for us whether there was a historical Jesus? I find a bunch of hearsay from superstitious warmongers unconvincing, but some put great stock in it.
Jesus? Yes, he still makes tables up here. I love what he can do with some hardwood.
Sadly the message he brought to you from me was distorted by the deceivers, albeit not quite as much as that bullshit Joseph Smith came up with.
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