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Rapture September 2015
RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 12:55 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: I tend to agree, but if you see a dude outside with a sheet over his head, let us know.

I saw something similar a few months ago. Just standing there, without a flicker of movement:

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Freaked me out a little until I realised what it was:

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Down the road to the right was the gardening team's van; while just off to the left was the gardener whose jacket it was.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 10:31 am)JesusHChrist Wrote:
(September 25, 2015 at 10:00 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Worst.  Rapture.  Ever.

Hated it!

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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Huggy, must you really ruin every fun thread can't you go off and make your own "Huggy bores it up" thread or something yeeesh

Have you ever known a single xtian who wasn't a sanctimonious cunt?

.....yes
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 11:47 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 24, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Losty Wrote: Huggy, must you really ruin every fun thread can't you go off and make your own "Huggy bores it up" thread or something yeeesh

Have you ever known a single xtian who wasn't a sanctimonious cunt?

There are several in this very forum Min.
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Rapture September 2015
WHAT. HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THE RAPTURE? SOMEONE COULD HAVE INFORMED ME, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Easy Guns Wrote: WHAT. HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THE RAPTURE?  SOMEONE COULD HAVE INFORMED ME, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING.
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(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Rapture September 2015
You guys are a scream.
I love being around bright people, you are bright and fun.

As far as being productive, (in this life) I do pretty good.
I have some kind of mental disability where it is difficult to sit around and not be doing something.
The internet is great because it gets one off their feet and still doing something.

What you all seem to miss, is after the Catching Away, those who go are changed into having a body with supernatural abilities
 (Just as Jesus demonstrated after He rose from the dead).
Materializing / walking thru walls / instant travel/ superman strength- all that stuff will be normal.  
Way down the road, in the Eternal Kingdom nobody will have a body like we now have- this is the caterpillar phase-
then, it will be the butterfly phase that never ends.

  I heard some of us will be coming back to help people in the time of trouble, and if I am one of them, there are lots of people I want to see.  Present company included.
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Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 7:01 pm)Losty Wrote: [Image: rmb38.jpg]via Imgflip Meme Maker



CORRECT
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RE: Rapture September 2015
(September 25, 2015 at 7:04 pm)professor Wrote: What you all seem to miss, is after the Catching Away, those who go are changed into having a body with supernatural abilities
 (Just as Jesus demonstrated after He rose from the dead).
Materializing / walking thru walls / instant travel/ superman strength- all that stuff will be normal.  

Didn't happen this time round. Didn't happen at any end times date. If it was me, it would give me some pause and reconsider my options. Better stick to the body we know. The superman body has it's downsides too. There cryptonite to consider.
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