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Fucking Cops: Volume II
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 10:27 am)Bella Morte Wrote: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...72581.html

Quote:Police in France have claimed that an officer anally raped a 22-year-old black man with a truncheon by mistake.  

In an initial investigation, they found “insufficient evidence” to support the man's claim that he was deliberately sodomised.

A lawyer for one of the officer's suggested his expandable baton slipped into the man's anus by accident.

The findings of the internal police inquiry were announced as violent protests continued for a sixth night in Paris' northern suburbs, over the incident involving a man identified only as Théo.


I'm just going to go out on a limb with this one and say I don't think whether this dick-cop's truncheon got up the prisoner's ass on purpose or accidentally is really germane.  If you can't control where your damned truncheon winds up, you shouldn't be entrusted with one.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 10:33 am)Whateverist Wrote: I'm just going to go out on a limb with this one and say I don't think whether this dick-cop's truncheon got up the prisoner's ass on purpose or accidentally is really germane.  If you can't control where your damned truncheon winds up, you shouldn't be entrusted with one.

Of course it didn't, the fact the police department is actually getting away with that excuse is ridiculous. I'm looking forward to seeing Min's response to it. Tongue
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 10:33 am)Whateverist Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 10:27 am)Bella Morte Wrote: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/...72581.html


I'm just going to go out on a limb with this one and say I don't think whether this dick-cop's truncheon got up the prisoner's ass on purpose or accidentally is really germane.  If you can't control where your damned truncheon winds up, you shouldn't be entrusted with one.

You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Sodomizing someone with an extendable baton -still- doesn't qualify as the floor for you?  What would a cop have to do to put themselves beneath your apologism, exactly?    Rolleyes
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Whacking someone in the behind is a fairly common form of punishment where I'm from, though usually the guy isn't naked when its done. Did he mean to poke the guy in the but, and it went into his crack?

I would assume it's generally poor form to mess with someone when they're naked in the first place.
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Impeccable "accidental" aim...I'd say.  It's not as if things invariably tend to slip into someones asshole whenever they get poked in the cheek.
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(February 12, 2017 at 12:28 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You can't picture any situation where it was genuinely an accident?

How on earth can you accidentally stick a baton up there?
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Given that the hole is usually small, and there are flaps of fat in front of it, I'd have to ask how hard he was poking at the guy for it to even go in at all. It's certainly suspicious, and he should be punished.
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A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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His hole ended up being significantly larger, at least, after the "accident"...that is.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 1:16 pm)Khemikal Wrote: His hole ended up being significantly larger, at least, after the "accident"...that is.

ROFLOL

I really shouldn't laugh, but...
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