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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 9, 2016 at 3:07 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2016 at 3:10 am by Whateverist.)
(April 8, 2016 at 1:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, ofc.  I would hate to make presumptions about other women's genitalia without demonstrable evidence...



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I just hope you don't get in trouble for showing it here outside Area 69.  Boy that's one hella warty vulva you got there.
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April 9, 2016 at 7:54 am
(April 9, 2016 at 3:07 am)Whateverist the White Wrote:
(April 8, 2016 at 1:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Oh, ofc.  I would hate to make presumptions about other women's genitalia without demonstrable evidence...



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I just hope you don't get in trouble for showing it here outside Area 69.  Boy that's one hella warty vulva you got there.


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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 9, 2016 at 8:24 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2016 at 8:24 am by robvalue.)
I didn't see one of things for myself until I was in my twenties, and boy was I unprepared! It defeated me easily.
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April 9, 2016 at 8:26 am (This post was last modified: April 9, 2016 at 9:40 am by LadyForCamus.)
(April 9, 2016 at 8:24 am)robvalue Wrote: I didn't see one of things for myself until I was in my twenties, and boy was I unprepared! It defeated me easily.


*edited because I thought of a better joke*

Wow, Rob. Then clearly the public education system and sex ed., in particular, failed you!
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April 9, 2016 at 9:09 am
...when your spouse calls you "obsessed" and refers to you as "my little atheist."
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#176
RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 9, 2016 at 9:38 am
Ha ha.... This thread is so awesome.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 11, 2016 at 6:36 am (This post was last modified: April 11, 2016 at 6:38 am by robvalue.)
(April 9, 2016 at 9:09 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: ...when your spouse calls you "obsessed" and refers to you as "my little atheist."  

Yeah, Emma's called me obsessed many times. But she calls me "radicalised"! I am obsessed. I don't have much of a life, and I feel like I have one when I'm here Smile I go from alone (while my wife is at work) to surrounded by friends, and from bumbling idiot to bumbling idiot with a few useful things to say maybe.

Oh yeah, my "sex ed" wasn't so great. I was as clueless afterwards as before.
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April 11, 2016 at 6:41 am
(April 8, 2016 at 8:02 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm pretty sure there . . .

They're delicious. I should know. I've tasted them.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
April 11, 2016 at 6:41 am (This post was last modified: April 11, 2016 at 6:42 am by Edwardo Piet.)
...when you can't stop being dirty minded.

EDIT: Oh wait, I've always been like that.
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April 11, 2016 at 8:07 am (This post was last modified: April 11, 2016 at 8:08 am by LadyForCamus.)
(April 11, 2016 at 6:36 am)robvalue Wrote:
(April 9, 2016 at 9:09 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: ...when your spouse calls you "obsessed" and refers to you as "my little atheist."  

Yeah, Emma's called me obsessed many times. But she calls me "radicalised"! I am obsessed. I don't have much of a life, and I feel like I have one when I'm here Smile I go from alone (while my wife is at work) to surrounded by friends, and from bumbling idiot to bumbling idiot with a few useful things to say maybe.

Oh yeah, my "sex ed" wasn't so great. I was as clueless afterwards as before.


Emma! That's a beautiful name! You've got to convince her to get in on one of your videos sometime.
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