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You know you've been on the forum too long when...
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 (March 16, 2016 at 3:42 pm)Exian Wrote:(March 16, 2016 at 5:57 am)robvalue Wrote: ...you think you have a wife but you can't remember the last time you saw her. Yeah, he's so obsessed with the forum, he hasn't checked his emails for ages! She emailed him 4 years ago telling him she's left him!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (March 14, 2016 at 6:04 am)robvalue Wrote: ...you have a dream that you banned someone (I won't say who Not tired of it yet. Not sure I ever will. This is my window to the world, and since religion isn't going to go away by force, it is an ongoing maintenance issue. If you don't keep an eye on it and keep it off it's pedestal , like weeds, they can get out of control. But sometimes the redundancy gets to me.  (March 16, 2016 at 6:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: But sometimes the redundancy gets to me. And don't get me started on the redundancy!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
if you do, I'll back you up.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
.... all the good shit seems to start when you're asleep and you consider setting alarms.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
Your skin fuses to the couch . . . .
![[Image: momma-boone.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.squalorsurvivors.com%2Fimages%2Fstories%2Fmomma-boone.jpg) Nip/Tuck, Momma Boone episode. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
...the need to post, heavily outweighs your need to get a decent night's sleep.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
  (March 17, 2016 at 9:52 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Your skin fuses to the couch . . . . Omg, I remember that episode! Great show.
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.  RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 18, 2016 at 5:11 am
(This post was last modified: March 18, 2016 at 5:11 am by robvalue.)
...when you need to literally allow yourself 1 hour a day, using an alarm, to reply to posts.
Yes, for real. I enjoy this forum so much, too much, that I end up spending most of the day on it. I love being here! I feel like it gives me a life, which I don't have much of, and I have so many wonderful friends. I really appreciate all of you! But it's got to the point where it's affecting other areas of my life, because I have religious issues going around in my head all day. So I'll be limiting my time to an hour per day, in one block, rather than checking it all the time throughout the day. It's a testament to how great you all are that I have to take such extreme measures! I'll still check in during the day to do my mod duties and in case I have PMs. Feel free to send me a private message.
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