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May 23, 2016 at 3:22 pm
After about a month of my youngest daughter being home, my oldest daughter said to me to "take it back". It was her way of telling me to return her little sister to the hospital because she was over it already. It was cute, considering she was the third person that got to hold the baby and when we thought she was tired, she put her hand up and said "move back!"
I love memories of that. They are 20 and 13 now, but I remember it as if it happened yesterday.
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May 23, 2016 at 9:24 pm
(May 22, 2016 at 7:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (May 22, 2016 at 5:13 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: Wow, congrats!! Is this your first baby?
Looking at that pee stick with the faint second line brought back some memories for me 
This is my second, actually. My little boy will be two in August. This should be an adventure! How many for you?
Aw, you already have a little one
I have a 9 year old. The only thing I know for sure is that parenthood is the toughest job you'll ever love. Also, Viva paper towels under a warm faucet make great baby wipes! 
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May 24, 2016 at 3:11 am
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(May 23, 2016 at 12:03 am)Iroscato Wrote: Well done on beginning the process of creating a screaming, crying, pissing, pooing, dribbling mess that demands every shred of your attention, willpower, time and sanity.
(Nah, seriously - congrats)
you forgot puking... 
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May 24, 2016 at 5:52 am
Yeah...
Why would... why...
Ahem! My paternal instincts are somewhat completely absent. I have been feeling strangely protective of babies of friends and family though lately, rather than wanting to cave their heads in with a polo mallet. That's progress, right? I feel a kind of caveman "you not hurt little one" mentality. Not that anyone was trying to hurt them, of course. But you've seen my videos, if anyone tried...
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May 24, 2016 at 6:12 am
I just came across this thread!
Congratz, Lady! (if you were actually trying for it... which I guess you were, given the 25 tests per day you were having).
Never forget to spoil that kid! But make him/her behave!
Also, words of wisdom from the older brother - don't make that older kid become an adult, just because he's older.
Treat each according to their age and personality.
It's great to have two kids with similar ages - they can play together, watch tv together, one can help the other with his studies... you'll see 
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May 24, 2016 at 6:22 am
Congratulations! The first of many?
Sum ergo sum
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May 24, 2016 at 7:28 am
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LFC wrote:
Quote:My first was conceived on the first try, and this one on the second.
It's OK. We can read between the lines ...(your husband is looking over your shoulder, right!?)
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May 24, 2016 at 8:04 am
Byew! Byew-byew-byew!
Congratumafuckinlations!
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May 24, 2016 at 8:48 am
(May 24, 2016 at 8:04 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Byew! Byew-byew-byew!
Lol, is that the shot noise made by the conceiv-o-cannon?
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May 24, 2016 at 1:13 pm
Conceive-O-Cannon
Hmmm...that sounds like something very marketable.
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