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A dark bulb
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RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 3:39 am
What's the name of your cult and how can I guarantee regular butt sex?
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RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 4:05 am
It's called Catholicism. The butt sex is free on Sundays. (Behind the curtain (after 12:00 noon))
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RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 4:11 am
(May 31, 2016 at 4:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: It's called Catholicism. The butt sex is free on Sundays. (Behind the curtain (after 12:00 noon))

Before or after lunch? What is the dosage?
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#24
RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 4:42 am
You could always zip tie a black plastic bag over your head. No more annoying light!
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RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 4:43 am
Or I could always remove his eyes with my thumbs.
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RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 5:09 am
Duct tape your eyes. Duct tape solves everything Big Grin

Or wait for the scientists to discover anti-photon.
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RE: A dark bulb
May 31, 2016 at 6:41 am
If I want my light bulb to be a dark bulb, I just flip the switch.
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RE: A dark bulb
June 1, 2016 at 10:26 pm
A black hole is as close as you will get to a "dark bulb". We know that they exist because of their X-ray emissions, so not "dark" in all of the electromagnetic spectrum. You wouldn't want a black hole in your bedroom, or even in your solar system, for that matter.

You need a "dark sucker":

http://www.lightbulbjokes.com/misc/darksuckers.html

Which, BTW, is still bright. Tongue
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RE: A dark bulb
June 1, 2016 at 10:38 pm (This post was last modified: June 1, 2016 at 10:41 pm by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
Oor I could use my dark bulb to emit tiny little things that can reflect light, so I fill up my room with this tiny little things and light would gradually disappear. Because light gets more and more reflected and losses energy more quickly as I introduce more and more of these tiny little buggers . All I have to do is produce enough of those tiny little things so that the amount of photons that's entering the room can reflect and disappear just as they enter in.

Now all I have left to do is figure out what those tiny little things that can reflect light is..
I can't make it dust because people with die, I can't make it molecular level water droplets because a steady supply for 3 mins will fill up my room.. Dammit..asshole photons..
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RE: A dark bulb
July 11, 2016 at 2:09 pm
i don't see the point, why one would need a dark bulb ! simply cutting out all sources of light into the particular area that you need to be dark can solve your problem ! you cannot simply make light out of darkness but its the opposite when you just cut the light source its dark already.
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