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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 1, 2018 at 5:35 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 5:07 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 5:05 pm)Joods Wrote: *slap*

I'm not sure why you needed to hit my wife but OK.

I didn't hit your wife. Stop wearing her clothes. 😂🙃😂🙃🤣
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 1, 2018 at 7:52 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 5:35 pm)Joods Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 5:07 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I'm not sure why you needed to hit my wife but OK.

I didn't hit your wife.  Stop wearing her clothes. 😂🙃😂🙃🤣

But they are sooooooooo silky. And I look pretty.

You don't get to tell a god what to do!
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 1, 2018 at 10:28 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 7:52 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 5:35 pm)Joods Wrote: I didn't hit your wife.  Stop wearing her clothes. 😂🙃😂🙃🤣

But they are sooooooooo silky. And I look pretty.

You don't get to tell a god what to do!

Good thing you aren't a god. 😹🙃🤣😹🙃🤣
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 2:57 pm
(June 1, 2018 at 10:28 pm)Joods Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 7:52 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: But they are sooooooooo silky. And I look pretty.

You don't get to tell a god what to do!

Good thing you aren't a god. 😹🙃🤣😹🙃🤣

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Are you sure he's not a god or channelling a god through him? What's your evidence that he is not a god as he claims?
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 3:00 pm
I miss you so much. So so much. Sad
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 7:03 pm
(June 2, 2018 at 2:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 1, 2018 at 10:28 pm)Joods Wrote: Good thing you aren't a god.  😹🙃🤣😹🙃🤣

Channelling my inner theist:

Are you sure he's not a god or channelling a god through him?  What's your evidence that he is not a god as he claims?

Okay. . Tell him to regrow a limb.  I'll literally kiss his ass if he can do it all by himself.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 7:12 pm
(June 2, 2018 at 7:03 pm)Joods Wrote:
(June 2, 2018 at 2:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Channelling my inner theist:

Are you sure he's not a god or channelling a god through him?  What's your evidence that he is not a god as he claims?

Okay. . Tell him to regrow a limb.  I'll literally kiss his ass if he can do it all by himself.

If he can kiss his own arse, why would he need you to do it?

Oh, you mean regrow a limb.

All that would technically prove that he's a mutant or a lizard.

Not a god.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 7:13 pm
Someone else's limb. Lol.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 7:15 pm
(June 2, 2018 at 7:03 pm)Joods Wrote:
(June 2, 2018 at 2:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Channelling my inner theist:

Are you sure he's not a god or channelling a god through him?  What's your evidence that he is not a god as he claims?

Okay. . Tell him to regrow a limb.  I'll literally kiss his ass if he can do it all by himself.

That's not one of my powers. I can expand one limb, but only when the moon is right.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 2, 2018 at 7:18 pm
(June 2, 2018 at 7:13 pm)Joods Wrote: Someone else's limb. Lol.

Okay.

MH, yesterday I cut off a certain pair of dangly objects from my prisoner in the basement.

I won't say what.

Tell me what they are, the gender of the prisoner, then grow them back.
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